Random!!!!!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Jake_SkilletFan, Jul 21, 2013.

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  1. And then the bees carried me off to a party because I saved them from pooh
     
    #321 Jake_SkilletFan, Jul 28, 2013
  2. Then I took pooh shopping for pants because it's inappropriate for the eyes of young children
     
    #322 VT-iNikkiLoveToForkDuke, Jul 28, 2013
  3. Then we went to the bar and got drunk with pooh
     
    #323 Jake_SkilletFan, Jul 28, 2013
  4. Then I got drunk and kiss girls
     
    #324 baby_sammy_bear, Jul 28, 2013
  5. I found out the girls were guys in disguise and burned my lips off
     
    #325 -T_L-Emoji, Jul 28, 2013
  6. I cried
     
    #326 baby_sammy_bear, Jul 28, 2013
  7. Decide I'm never going to a bar again! PIMD parties are much safer! 
     
    #327 VT-iNikkiLoveToForkDuke, Jul 28, 2013
  8. But then I woke up after a PIMD party and realized there much worse because I woke up with a tattoo of a smiley face on my face 0.0
     
    #328 Jake_SkilletFan, Jul 28, 2013
  9. i screamed and ran to the person who done my tatoo to get it of but it was extremally painfull so
     
    #329 *fluffyteddy (01), Jul 28, 2013
  10. I ripped off my skin and slapped the fattest pig I saw with it while
     
    #330 daddyjack123, Jul 28, 2013
  11. I wore a chicken suit as a dare and chuck Norris chin punched me
     
    #331 Jake_SkilletFan, Jul 28, 2013
  12. And it Was so powerful it caused a 9.2 earthquake
     
    #332 Baller73, Jul 28, 2013
  13. And I fell down on the love of my life Swag Baby 
     
    #333 *Radioactive9 (01), Jul 28, 2013
  14. But because I was a chubby little thing I squashed him.He swore he'd never date me so I grabbed my knife
     
    #334 Constance72, Jul 28, 2013
  15. And realized it was made out of candy so I ate that to
     
    #335 Jake_SkilletFan, Jul 28, 2013
  16. Then an owl came and said how many licks does it take u bleed, cause its a real knife
     
    #336 -_KS7_-king_-ACE_-E7_-, Jul 29, 2013
  17. Then my tounge started bleeding cuz it wasnt candy it was a real knife i then started crying whilst my tongue fell out then i
     
    #337 *fluffyteddy (01), Jul 29, 2013
  18. Went to the hospital. But the doctors were all illegal imagrants. Then
     
    #338 MCBIRDO, Jul 29, 2013
  19. I was taken into this dark cold room and it turned out to be a party!!!
     
    #339 Jake_SkilletFan, Jul 29, 2013
  20. i screamed in excitement but i forgot i had no tounge so instead i cried because if the pain so i
     
    #340 *fluffyteddy (01), Jul 29, 2013
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