Random!!!!!

I reliesed it was all a dream but my dog started talking to me so i

 

Face palmed against a brick wall then ....

 

Bumped my head on a lampshade.

 

Then woke up from my second dream… inception style…

 

And i went to my neighbors house for tea and practice for

 

Then the tea was poo

 

And drank it all then had to go to the bathroom then used that as "tea" and that made me have to go so I had an infinite tea supply

 

I just laugh

 

About my wonderfull poop tea

 

Eating pie

 

and burping the alphabet.

 

I was in the ocean and the little mermaid saved me

 

Wtf

 

Then I said "mama if I'm not back by this time tomorrow carry on carry onnnn""

 

Carry on to the bat cave

 

Then Glinda the good killed bat man and helped me to be a good girl

 

But glinda the good was actually the evil witch and she bit my leg then i

 

slapped her face with a sword and fed her to the dragon then . .

 

I danced gimme gimme and...

 

a handsome guy danced with me . .he asked me on a date and