Random!!!!!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Jake_SkilletFan, Jul 21, 2013.

  1. Until I looked like a big fat dinosaur.
     
  2. And I started walking and made a huge earthquake that divided the world apart
     
  3. That's when I sat alone.
     
  4. and became extinct from
     
  5. Then I put my head on the wall a fell in a new world
     
  6. I entered narnia where I met sponge bob and Patrick who taught me make a burger pattie
     
  7. Then I went into a white van with candy
     
  8. Unfortunately the candy was nasty so I threw it at sponge Bob
     
  9. Spongebob started crying, and then squid ward came and punched his lights out.
     
  10. Which wasnt actually pie it was mud from the horses stables then i
     
  11. Ate the horse instead and attacked a mermaid with its head
     
  12. And the mermaid died and I gained all her mystical powers including the ability to find Atlantis.
     
  13. When i found Atlantis I feel in love with
     
  14. The oldest lady in Atlantis. But she
     
  15. Turned out to be a old fat guy
     
  16. With lots of body hairs
     
  17. And was a lonely guy with 100 cats
     
  18. The mermaid I had was prego