If a boy came up to me and said some of these I would most likely punch him in the face and walk off in silence!
I don't want to impress you or anything, but I'm batman. Gets them everytime... Well if you're a guy
Are you a storm cause when you left my area of responsibility you left my heart in a state if calamity Are you shit cause i cant play with you Are you catsup cause my hotdog needs you Are you google cause i found everything with you Are you facebook cause i like you Are you ipad cause your angry bird is bigger Are you fart cause i just cant let you go Are you a monkey cause you seem like you want to eat my banana Are you a robber because im ready to give you everything just dont hurt me
Are you a stray bullet cause you were meant fir someone else but i was hit Are you my name because who am i without you Are you a password because i cant forget you but i can replace you Are you rain cause i get wet when you pass by Are you a candle cause i like to blow you Are you a trap cause im falling into you
Are you a gym because i think we'll work out Are you a key cause you opened my heart- Really? Who was that you were talking to?- A duplicate Are you a remote control cause you can turn me on from afar Are number 1 cause im 68 when together we 69
Your clothes look good on you but you look better with me Are you asthma cause you take my breath away Are you pge cause you gave light to my life Are you a dictionary cause you gave my life meaning Youre like dentures cause i cant smile without you Omg i was just asking for bread but you gave me burger with fries Did you grow taller cause before your on my shoulder but now youre in my head Youre getting short cause before youre just in my head now youre in my heart Are you rain cause im soil whether you like it or not youll end up with me Even if you become a cactus im ready to get hurt just to embrace you Your eyes have poison because your looks could kill You are drugs you make me high Bring a lifesaver cause you might get drowned with my love Im a cop youre my most wanted Where do you want to get married cause mine is beside you
Ill sue you for trespassing cause you always enter my thoughts I wish i was an iphone so you can play with my angry bird Are you a keyboard cause u and i are always together Are you a lipstick cause i want you in my lips Are you a condom cause i feel safe with you I dont know your name but may i call you mine Are you a pillow cause i cant sleep without you Are you a fruit-when can i pick you up Are you lice cause i cant get you out of my head
I've told this so many times, but.. "Why don't you sit on my Lapland we can talk about the next thing that "pops" up "
I lost my teddy. Will you sleep with me? Can I tie your shoes? I don't want you falling for anyone else. Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?