Pickup lines!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by rockst1003, Dec 29, 2012.

  1. Your lips look lonely, would they like to meet mine? 
     
  2. Hey I'm Rocky's friend! We will be making the video soon
     
  3. hey i dont need a pickup liness!!
    -My face say it all,,
     
  4. If a boy came up to me and said some of these I would most likely punch him in the face and walk off in silence!
     
  5. I don't want to impress you or anything, but I'm batman.
    Gets them everytime... Well if you're a guy 
     
  6. Are you a storm cause when you left my area of responsibility you left my heart in a state if calamity
    Are you shit cause i cant play with you
    Are you catsup cause my hotdog needs you
    Are you google cause i found everything with you
    Are you facebook cause i like you
    Are you ipad cause your angry bird is bigger
    Are you fart cause i just cant let you go
    Are you a monkey cause you seem like you want to eat my banana
    Are you a robber because im ready to give you everything just dont hurt me
     
  7. Are you a stray bullet cause you were meant fir someone else but i was hit
    Are you my name because who am i without you
    Are you a password because i cant forget you but i can replace you
    Are you rain cause i get wet when you pass by
    Are you a candle cause i like to blow you
    Are you a trap cause im falling into you
     
  8. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you. 
     
  9. My tongue wants to mingle with your face. OuO
     
  10. Are you a gym because i think we'll work out
    Are you a key cause you opened my heart-
    Really? Who was that you were talking to?-
    A duplicate
    Are you a remote control cause you can turn me on from afar
    Are number 1 cause im 68 when together we 69
     
  11. You look a lot like my next girlfriend 
     
  12. What do you like for breakfast?
    Excuse me but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Award?
     
  13. Your clothes look good on you but you look better with me
    Are you asthma cause you take my breath away
    Are you pge cause you gave light to my life
    Are you a dictionary cause you gave my life meaning
    Youre like dentures cause i cant smile without you
    Omg i was just asking for bread but you gave me burger with fries
    Did you grow taller cause before your on my shoulder but now youre in my head
    Youre getting short cause before youre just in my head now youre in my heart
    Are you rain cause im soil whether you like it or not youll end up with me
    Even if you become a cactus im ready to get hurt just to embrace you
    Your eyes have poison because your looks could kill
    You are drugs you make me high
    Bring a lifesaver cause you might get drowned with my love
    Im a cop youre my most wanted
    Where do you want to get married cause mine is beside you
     
  14. Ill sue you for trespassing cause you always enter my thoughts
    I wish i was an iphone so you can play with my angry bird
    Are you a keyboard cause u and i are always together
    Are you a lipstick cause i want you in my lips
    Are you a condom cause i feel safe with you
    I dont know your name but may i call you mine
    Are you a pillow cause i cant sleep without you
    Are you a fruit-when can i pick you up
    Are you lice cause i cant get you out of my head
     
  15. Do you work at subway?
    Cause you just gave me a foot long
     
  16. I've told this so many times, but..
    "Why don't you sit on my Lapland we can talk about the next thing that "pops" up "
     
  17. I lost my teddy. Will you sleep with me?

    Can I tie your shoes? I don't want you falling for anyone else.

    Do you like bacon? Wanna strip? 
     
  18. Are you KFC? Cuz your so yummy 