Pickup lines!

Is your dad a baker? Because you have nice buns! Lol

 

Boy: Your beautiful
Girl: I love u
Boy: i love u 2
Girl: Aw really?
Boy: Yeah, What school you go to?

















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\ | / Kill yourselves.
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Your milkshake brought me to your yard

 

Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them. 

 

Re: Pickup lines!!

I hope you called for a plumber, cause you making me wanna lay some pipe..

You remind me so much of my next girlfriend!

Boy: I'm still a virgin
Girl: wow, really? I can't even remember when I lost mine..
Boy: oh wow! I'm sorry! Don't be sad, you can have mine
Girl: but what if I lose yours too? ;P
Boy: you've still got the box yours came in. You can put mine there for safekeeping XD

 

Did it hurt when u fell from heaven


CUZ UR FACE IS FUKED UP

 

Nice shirt.. Can i talk u out of it?

 

I use this one all the time, like when I meet new people.

My name is Allison, but you can call me Ally or A or anything as long as you call me!

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Do you know whats my 5 favorite letters in the alphabet?


U, R, A, Q, T

 

Here, let me tie your shoe laces so you don't fall for anybody else.

 

I love you. :]

 

Hey i like you
I like you too!
Wanna marry me?








Are you rich?