Pickup lines!

Hey I lost my number.. May I borrow yours?

 

Your face is like mcdonalds.... Fat and greasy 

 

Do you get your clothes on sale, because at my house they would be 100% off

 

Are you from Tennessee because you're the only 10 I see

 

*ICE CREAM TRUCK* with free ice cream sign
Kid - mommy ice cream !!!
Mom-lets go what do you want
Kid-Orange cream Popsicle
Ice Cream man - WANT SOME OF MY CREAM,

 

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy. But here's my number, so call me maybe!







Yes it was intentional.

 

Um, I like your face

 

Hate to.see go but love to watch u walk away

 

Are you a surgeon, cause you just stole my heart.

 

Have you ever tripped over a tree?

No?!?

How bout a root?

 

Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day.

 

If you were a potato, you'd be a good potato...

 

Did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven?


Did you hear that,
That was me going head over heels for you.

 

Those are some sexy eyeballs you have there. I'd get me a pair of them sexy eyeballs.


.-.

 

I like your ears ;-;

 

Sup girl.

 

Hey girl. Are you a fire truck?


'Cause you're really fucking loud and annoying.

 

OOOHHHH
Madagascar 2,

'Gurl, you curvy'

 

•Hey girl, wanna fuck?
•Are you a thief? Because someone just stole my heart.
• (My friends pick up line. XD He's kinda sexist. :L) Is something on fire? Coz something smells in the kitchen...Go back and make a new sammich!
•If you were a nail, I'd screw you every day.