Pick-Up Lines.

I wanna live in your socks, so I can be with you every step of the way.?

 

I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on. ?

 

You remind me if my pinky toe. You're small, really cute and I'll probably be banging you on my coffee table later tonight.


How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?


You must be a drill Sargent because you have my privates standing at attention.

I'm a bartender, I've heard em all.

 

Are you a pig? Bc i am.

And i want your bacon bby

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Throwing socks at your window at midnight...

...cuz i aint paying for it

 

Have you ever tripped over a tree? No? Well how about a root?

 

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