Pick-Up Lines.

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -_A_-CareBearCrystal, Feb 4, 2015.

  1. Idk if these ones are done haven't read any?

    ?hey there I'm looking for a treasure,can I look around your chest?

    ?are you tired? Cuz you've been running through my mind all day

    is it hot in here or is it just you?

    ?if your name google? Cuz you're everything I'm searching for

    here I am,what are your other 2 wishes ?
     
  2. I'm gonna drop you like an earthquake....


    Literally. 
     
  3. Here's some Pokemon pick up lines because Pokemon is love:

    Do you wanna battle? 'Cuz my balls are ready.️️

    Looking at your ass makes my bulba soar.?

    When I see you, my Metapod couldn't get any harder.

    Do you wanna play my Poke flute?

    Do you need a Paralyze heal? Because you're stunning!

    Are you a rare candy? Because I feel a level up.?

    Do you wanna see what's inside my ball bag?

    Like an umbreon, I also evolve at night.?
     
  4. Did it hurt?
    Did what hurt?
    When you fell from heaven?



    I thinks heaven is missing an angel cause there's one standing in front of me


    Nice shirt it would look better on my floor

    Do you wanna be my girlfrien. Left out the d cause you'll be getting that later
     
  5. Can I have your picture so I can show santa what I want for Christmas.

    Do you work for UPS? Cause I swore I just saw you checking out my package.

    If I told you that you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

    My magic watch says you don't have any panties on. (She says yes I do) Damn it must be 15 min fast.

    Do you want to do math? Let's add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide your legs and multiply.

    See my friend over there, he wants to know if you think I'm cute.

    Dam something is wrong with my cell phone. (What's wrong with it?). Your numbers not in it.

    oh well I tried but nobody uses pick up lines any more. They just get to the point or spike a drink?
     
  6. would u like some grapes? well i got two big ones if chu wanna taste..


    is that even a pick up line thou? :eek:
     
  7. Did it hurt...?
    Did what hurt?

    This! *Gives her the metapod*
     
  8. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peel-ing
     
  9. Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
     
  10. No does this one?
     
  11. Are youre eyes the labrynth? Because I wanna keep my beast in you...

    That's my personal one
     
  12. Are you a toaster? Cause I'd sure like to be inside you
     
  13. Back by popular demand
     
  14. Yep ??
     
  15. Are you a plain bagel? Because I like you with nothing on. ?
     
  16. Did you have lucky charms for breakfast, cause you're looking magically delicious
     
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  18. Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass ?
     
  19. Hahaha ???? yes ????❤️
     
  20. Are you a daycare,because i want to put my kids all in your face