Pick-Up Lines.

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -_A_-CareBearCrystal, Feb 4, 2015.

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  1.  Just saw someone already used one of the ones I did in my massive collaboration. Darn.
     
    #21 --Wolf--, Feb 4, 2015
  2. HAWT. :eek:
     
    #22 Suguru, Feb 4, 2015
  3. My pick up line?

    I simply run by, pick you up and run off with you on my shoulder.
     
    #23 Fume, Feb 4, 2015
  4. Just go out with me?
     
    #24 Buns, Feb 4, 2015
  5. Does this smell like chloroform to you?
     
    #25 --Wolf--, Feb 4, 2015
  6. I just say it straight


    "Hey baby wanna ****" ???
     
    #26 DontVoteForTrump_ImIllegal, Feb 4, 2015
  7. Let me read your shirt on braille ;)
     
    #27 Rhino, Feb 4, 2015
  8. I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
     
    #28 Loaf, Feb 4, 2015
  9. I'm like a Rubik's Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get!

    What's the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don't have a Ferrari.

    Hi, do you want to have my children? [No] OK, can we just practice then?

    I'm afraid of the dark... Will you sleep with me tonight?

    I love my bed but I'd rather be in yours.

    Baby, I'm like a firefighter, I find 'em hot and leave 'em wet!

    I spent over a grand on Viagra today, only to come here and see you and find out that I don't need it after all.
     
    #29 Loaf, Feb 4, 2015
  10. I'll give you a nickel to tickle my pickle,
    I'll give you a dime if you take your time,
    I'll give you a quarter if you follow my orders,
    I'll give you a penny if you tickle me plenty.?
     
    #30 -_A_-CareBearCrystal, Feb 4, 2015
  11. I'll give you a dollar if you make me holler ?
     
    #31 Drifting, Feb 4, 2015
  12. This is why you're single Crys?
     
    #32 -Mars-Pi-, Feb 4, 2015
  13. :lol: ^


    ?lemme smell yo dick
     
    #33 ZooWap, Feb 4, 2015
  14. This is why you should stay closet L...
     
    #34 -_A_-CareBearCrystal, Feb 4, 2015
  15. Spend the night with me and I'll show you a whole new world :)
     
    #35 Rhino, Feb 4, 2015
  16. Kristul are you from Tennessee? Something something something.
     
    #36 Royale30, Feb 4, 2015
  17. Crystal.*? Roythot.
     
    #37 -_A_-CareBearCrystal, Feb 4, 2015
  18. Nice shoes, wanna ++++?
     
    #38 boobookiti, Feb 5, 2015
  19. Do you know what material this shirt is made out of? "What?" Boyfriend material 
    Hope you enjoy this one
     
    #39 Jord, Feb 5, 2015
  20. I would drag my balls across the hot cactus floor just to hear you fart over a Walky talky.
     
    #40 ACCESSD9D, Feb 5, 2015
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