My third eye has woketh

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by sleepwalk, Apr 22, 2018.

  1. okay then, don't act suprised when it happens. I warned you
     
  2. @op cum is good for your skin. How you get it is on you though
     
  3. Thanks for da supporto
     
  4. Maybe that'll be my next adventure if Vaseline ever fails me.
     
  5. Vasaline has been apart of my life since I was born. Glad you’ve come to realize the greatness
     
  6. I can't imagine how baby smooth your skin must be ☹️
     
  7. Okay but literally everything causes cancer now. Meat causes colon cancer. The sun's gonna give you skin cancer. We're all gonna die of cancer unless we're murdered first or commit suicide.
     
  8. A greater point has been made. This confirms my obsession can go on.
     
  9. Nah sunscreen and tanning oil cause cancer.

    And added hormones and chemicals in animal feed cause cancer. This is what factory raised animals eat and get injected with.

    Buy free range animals, they build up natural immunities. Butcher your own meat. You'll be fine, and it's cheaper. You can buy a whole pig for under $50. A cow for under $200. Chickens are cheap, and reproduce hella quick.

    Oh and avoid processed food at all costs.

    My great granny lived to 111, I'm shooting for 120 atleast.
     
  10. Burt’s Bees ftw. ??
     
  11. Dis entire thread caused mai 3rd eye to open up so much I just popped my 3rd eyes blood vessel. Woke bruhs.
     
  12. Vaseline is the best lip balm!!!

    Use it for your knees, use it for your elbows, use it for your acne, it will moisturize it all. Jk dont use it on acne but yes it is the best

    HAJSJAHA I LOVE YOUR STATUS
     
  13. Bees wax, you're smart. I approve
     
  14. Burt's bees is the best tbh  I have like 5 tubes rn
     
  15. im woker. my fifth eye is already open. get on my level
     
  16. I lovveeddd Burt's Bees for the longest time, but they started to make my lips peel recently, that's why I switched to Vaseline.
     
  17. Thanks, I love it too ?
     
  18. You're whalecum, Gintoki-sama.
     
  19. Meat really causes colon cancer??
     
  20. ^ processed and red meat (so beef/spam/corned beef/etc). There are no links from poultry and fish to colon cancer.