My third eye has woketh

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by sleepwalk, Apr 22, 2018.

  1. We get it Karen, you kill animals because it's the healthy way of living.
     
  2. I like Vaseline. I recently lost my little tub ☹️ so my lips are CRUSTY AF.
     
  3. No silly, I'm not strong enough to lift a cow. My rs does that part.
     
  4. Wait, wtf kind of herpes do y'all have that you gotta smother your lips in petroleum to kill it?

    GROSSSSSSSSSS
     
  5. I have a few small lip therapy tubs of vaseline coming in the mail, they're so cute.
     
  6. LOL, I actually have really bad ocd to the point where I chew my lips until they bleed and scab over then I pick at the scabs and make them bleed again, it's a viscous cycle. I'm much more gross.
     
  7. Same
     
  8. I use carmex, this shîts the best hydrating lipbalm i ever tried and it smells so good (love the cherry one, smells like a cherry candy)
     
  9. I also use that thing i have pomegranate and another mango butter but it smells weird and doesn't work as well as carmex for me
     
  10. I could never butcher a cow... unless a cow attacked me first
     
  11. Sure you could. Could and would are two different things.
     
  12. Where are you fitting these whole cows? Most people don't have the freezer or fridge space to keep a cow
     
  13. We have two big deep freezers.

    Best investment ever. Everyone should buy one, they are cheap as heck
     
  14. You guys are always so late with everything.
     
  15. Vaseline makes my eczema itchy LOL
     
  16. You're a different brand of asian, it won't react the same as it does to me.
     
  17. He says, three days later
     
  18. What's that supposed to mean :(
     
  19. I'm an ugly asian, vaseline is tryna help me out.
     
  20. If you're an ugly Asian, then I'm an ugly Asian :(