How about some pick up lines?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Eledrania, Aug 24, 2013.

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  1. I heard you were an easy girl... Wanna fuck?
     
    #61 -Abusive-Pope-, Aug 26, 2013
  2. Are you cold....let's fuck
     
    #62 BnB-Eden_likesAbeer, Aug 26, 2013
  3. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants!
     
    #63 Rain6895, Aug 26, 2013
  4. wanna get a pizza and f***? What, you don't like pizza?
     
    #64 *Bad_Bunny (01), Aug 26, 2013
  5. 
     
    #65 -SW33T_InT0XiCaTiNg_INN0CENCE-, Aug 26, 2013
  6. I'm not saying you're a dog or anything but do you want a bone?
     
    #66 Player05201401, Aug 26, 2013
  7. There will only be 6 planets left after i destroy uranus :p
     
    #67 Mrmoose3, Aug 27, 2013
  8. There are 21 letters in the alphabet right?

    Girl: no!

    Sorry I forget U R A Q T
    Say the letters out loud
     
    #68 -Luke-Lukey-, Aug 27, 2013
  9. 
    You have beautiful eyes.
     
    #69 iLikeToBeSpankedByMyPupil, Aug 27, 2013
  10. 100% guaranteed. 
     
    #70 iLikeToBeSpankedByMyPupil, Aug 27, 2013
  11. 
    I wish I was more like you.

     They work.
     
    #71 iLikeToBeSpankedByMyPupil, Aug 27, 2013
  12. Did you sit in sugar?
    Because your ass is SWEET!
     
    #72 Biter, Aug 27, 2013
  13. 
    Are you an alien?

    'Cause that ass is out of this world!
     
    #73 iLikeToBeSpankedByMyPupil, Aug 27, 2013
  14. I had a guy who saw me across the bar and signaled with his pointer figer at me then in front of himself twice. So I walked over and he asked, do you always come when you're fingered :O. I replied, No anymore and walked off.
     
    #74 EveryPrincessNdsHerCrwnAndCoke, Aug 27, 2013
  15. Girl you must be a ticket cuz you got fine written all over you
     
    #75 reido, Aug 27, 2013
  16. You know what would be good on your hot dog? Mayo

    ? heard it from a friend. I don't think my mind can get that graphic.
     
    #76 -BAD-Kryssie-THE_SL0RIE_MAID, Aug 27, 2013
  17. Hey get in my van. By the way, that's not a choice I'm giving you.
     
    #77 -Abusive-Pope-, Aug 27, 2013
  18. 
     
    #78 N00BxD, Aug 27, 2013
  19. wouldn't that make the person run away or something?
     
    #79 N00BxD, Aug 27, 2013
  20. If they run away, you hit them... Not too hard though. You just want to break their legs.
     
    #80 -Abusive-Pope-, Aug 27, 2013
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