How about some pick up lines?

Nice legs...what time do they open?

Im like a dog..i need to bury my bone!

Your left thigh is thanksgiving and your right thigh is xmas. How about we make a holiday in between for just you and me..

I wish you were a bag of skittles, because id like to taste the rainbow!

 

Was your dad a carpenter? Cause you're really effective at forming wood.

 

Lol.. I think.

 

Oh god.

 

hi... uhhh... well you can call me bubbles.... now come blow bubbles... 

 

Lmfao at onm but my line always works.... wanna hump

 

I wrote one wrong

Hey do you have asthma? Cause I heard you got dat ass ma 

 

nice shoes. lets fuck

 

Heaven must be missing an angel, because your with me right now....

 

I like your face.

 

Hi.

 

Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform to you?

 

OMG.... lmbo! Some of these are taking me back to middle school haaa haaa

 

Will only do 2 things when i wake up. 1 Is to breath and 2 is to miss you. If you want me to stop missing you that will require me to stop breathing.

 

What has 44 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper 

 

Source YouTube haha

 

Lmao^^^