How about some pick up lines?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Eledrania, Aug 24, 2013.

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  1. You remind me of a horse. 



    You're big, you eat a lot and you stink.

    Wanna go out?

    (No offense horses .-.)
     
    #21 Player11171305, Aug 25, 2013
  2. OMG! You're such a liaryou were trying to fool me. Aww! You're so cute the way you look 40 pounds fatter in rl then you did in that picture! And you!you! Tryin to fool me with that photoshop edit of your nosesneaky you! It's cute the way it makes your eyes...well can't really see your eyes. But when I look around your nose they're like cute little bugs!awww!! You're not only cute you have a great personality and I admire your honesty. But do put that wig back on dear like in that picture or wash it or something there's lice or fleas or whatever that is oh and I'm telling you this cause I care...you really really should get some sun or lay in a tanning bed you're kind of albino looking especially with that dark hair. . And don't worry my friend is gonna love you when he meets you. Oh dearthose shoesthose are so last seasons decade. Whoever said you model for isnt any good. And you said pradaI love you're sense of humor too!...
    Wanna go have a drink with me? I'm going to have 50..my shrink told me it makes people look pretty and smart. 
     
    #22 ScottPilgrim, Aug 25, 2013
  3. Yo girl I can be your future...

    Your future baby daddy!

    Drop those panties but please, one at a time ladies. 
     
    #23 Ndugu, Aug 25, 2013
  4. Onm that is the best pick up line I have ever read XD
     
    #24 xXxTRIBALxXx, Aug 25, 2013
  5. Did you get that body at Mcdonalds?
    Cause Im lovin' it!
     
    #25 -audacity-, Aug 25, 2013
  6. Omnomnommmmmvery long pick up line i skipped reading yours.?


    Jk
     
    #26 -audacity-, Aug 25, 2013
  7. I forgot to put wash your hair* not the wig. Or both
     
    #27 ScottPilgrim, Aug 25, 2013
  8. Btw this wasnt directed at anyone just a pick up line,,, jokety
     
    #28 ScottPilgrim, Aug 25, 2013
  9. Omg...... Checks onm blood pressure after this pick up line 
     
    #29 Dutchess_Mar, Aug 25, 2013
  10. Im not Batman but you make my Dark Knight Rise
     
    #30 ltachi, Aug 25, 2013
  11. ONM You are crazy man lmao
     
    #31 IlIlGummysMrsSnuggledBearlIlI, Aug 25, 2013
  12. Your like an asthma.. Cause you always take my breath away..
     
    #32 -UN-TheAwesomeMrRomsLovesAnne, Aug 25, 2013
  13. Come on guys lets face it, mine is the best ??
     
    #33 ---V_F4NT4STIC---, Aug 25, 2013
  14. thats why Onm gets the ladies. He tells them like it is. Lol
     
    #34 -RNR-Righteous_Side_Of_Hell-_-, Aug 25, 2013
  15. Omg xD Onm tht was great
     
    #35 Eledrania, Aug 25, 2013


  16. Wanna play zombie? I lay here and you eat me.

    Do you have asthma cause you got dat ass ma

    I like your face but I'd like it even better between my thighs.

    ?
     
    #36 IMPOSTER_CatfishCherryTomato, Aug 25, 2013
  17. How bout after this drink we get freaky in my hot tub?...if u were offended it was a joke if not the offer still stands.
     
    #37 ScottPilgrim, Aug 25, 2013
  18. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Bc it hurt when I did
     
    #38 Perception2, Aug 25, 2013
  19. Does this smell like chloroform to you?
     
    #39 -BigZee-, Aug 25, 2013
  20. 
     
    #40 Player11171305, Aug 25, 2013
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