Corrupt a Wish

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Jiggy, Oct 28, 2014.

  1. Ur wish has been granted
    ur now a cook who doesnt have tastebuds

    I.wish for strenght
     
  2. You're wish has been granted, you're super strong but you killed someone and are now serving a life sentence. 

    I wish for some biscuits 
     
  3. Granted, you can now cook fries at McDonalds forever
     
  4. you failed, you didn't make a wish??
     
  5. Your wish has been granted but you can't eat any of the biscuits.

    I wish for straight A's in all my classes.
     
  6. Youre wish has been granted, youve been given straight E-hs in all of your classes!

    I wish for a turtle
     
  7. your wish has been granted but your turtle is a glass figurine
    I wish for a vacation in a far away land
     
  8. Your wish has been granted you're stuck in a deserted island with no food or water

    I wish I lived in Florida
     
  9. You live in florida but your stuck in an undergroundbunker with 100 rapist clones of justin beiber
     
  10. I wish i was liked by others
     
  11. You're like others but everyone hates you for being like them.

    I wish I wasn't thirsty
     
  12. YOUR WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED

    Now you're hungry forever

    I wish I didn't hafta fence
     
  13. Your wish has been granted. You now laugh forever without breaks.
    I wish I had a cat.
     
  14. Wish granted, but your cat died two minutes after.
    I wish I didn't have morning wood
     
  15. Your wish has been granted!
    Now you have a cat that doesn't stop meowing and clawing your face!
    I wish I had a giant unicorn.
     
  16. Wish granted but the unicorn stabbed you in the ass and you bled out


    I wish I could fly
     
  17. To Democratic (since I didn't see his till after I posted) Your wish has been granted!
    Now you're a female that bleeds for a week every month!
    I wish I had a Giant unicorn.
     
  18. Your wish has been granted, you have now a unicorn that will kill you by stepping on you.

    I wish I live in Neverland.