Corrupt a Wish

Wish granted! You have a stripped car with no hope of starting, but all the gas you could wish for :lol:

I wish for a dream house in Hawaii!

 

Granted, but you share the house with 1,000 stinky and gross people.


I wish that I can read people's minds.

 

Wish granted, but all anyone can think about is that weird spot on ur face when they're around u.

I wish I could play the guitar

 

You can now play the guitar. Horribly.

I wish I was lcbc :lol:

 

Your wish has been granted, you finally make it to lcbc! but do to the sudden increase in stats, ata devs assume you used hacks and banned you from your account for life.

I wish shoot lasers from my fingers

 

Your wish has been granted! But you also melted your fingers off doing so.
I wish I could fly

 

Your wish has been granted but your flying ability stops working randomly for 5 minutes once a day.

I wish I had a time machine.

 

Your wish has been granted but you can only go back 1 day at a time.

I wish I had a newer car to drive

 

Your wish has been granted, you get the "Hot Dog Stand 3000-Imulator" to drive. It's also bainted black, blue, orange, purple and neon green. Did I also mention neon pink?

I wish I could touch the skyyyyyy

 

*Painted*

 

Your wish has been granted now your flying but after 5 seconds you'll fall and you will land on your face causing your head to crack and spill your brains all over the place making you retarded


I wish I have nerds (the candy) that is clean and not deadly

 

Your wish is granted. You become addicted to them and become fat.

I wish I could twerk like Miley 

 

Your wish has been granted. ? Your ass is now flat, your thigh gap is on spongebob's level, and it looks like your tongue is filled with disease.

I wish I could go to a Beyonce concert.

 

Omg that one under me xD

 

Your wish is granted. You went to an imaginary beyonce concert and all her songs are stuck in your head for eternity, then u became bonkers.

I wish to get into university

 

Your wish has been granted you were able to get in a university but the guard saw you and threw you out then a bus hit you on your way home.


I wish I'm healthy happy and with the people I love

 

Your wish is granted, but the people you love are all seriously sick.

I wish I knew everything.

Some people are terrible at this 

 

Damn it sego your good at busting my wishes x)

 

Your wish has been granted you know everything, but can only utilise this ability when being intimate with a Swan.

I wish I had no wish

 

Lmao medova

You wish is not granted, therefore you still have a wish? Mindfuck

I wish I could have a wish with no consequence.