Corrupt a Wish

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Jiggy, Oct 28, 2014.

  1. Your wish has been granted. Your cheeseburger has rotten cheese.

    I wish I had a life?
     
  2. Your wish is granted, but you work as a janitor
    I wish to be immortal
     
  3. GRANTED BUT NOW YOURE MY BITCH

    I WISH FOR TUPAC TO COME BACK FROM LE DEAD
     
  4. Granted, but he retires from music and beats on you
    I wish to keep all my senses and have what hearing I lost restored
     
  5. GRANTED BUT NOW YOU WILL HAVE TO LISTEN TO JB/NICKI/LIL WAYNE FOREVER


    I wish for pimd to shut down.
     
  6. Granted, but you will have no means of a social life
     
  7. I wish to have infinite money
     
  8. Granted hearing is restored and will never go bad again. However, everything sounds the same. I wish for a steak and rock lobster.
     
  9. Granted, but you will never be able to eat it
     
  10. Noo :O you didn't make a wish
     
  11. Granted, now you're my bitch.
     
  12. Granted, now you're my bff. :lol:

    I wish for it not to be rainy or snowy today
     
  13. Your wish has been granted. It's is not rainy so it is hot therefore you can't go outside because it is too hot


    I wish for a dog
     
  14. Granted, the dog wants to kill you.

    I want to die.
     
  15. Your wish has been granted. You will now die and come back to life anyways.

    I wish I had friends :lol:
     
  16. Your wish has been granted but all your friends turn their backs on you

    I wish I had a sports car
     
  17. Your wish has been granted, your sports car is a toy.

    I wish for infinite sleep
     
  18. Ur wish.has been denied

    I wish.to be a billionaire
     
  19. Your wish is granted, but you have incurable terminal cancer, with 1 week to live.

    I wish for a Lamborghini
     
  20. Your wish has been granted its just a knock off

    I wish I could cook