Corrupt a Wish

You read your grandmas mind as she's having sex with your grandpa 

 

Can't really corrupt that..umm. I wish I had a time machine

 

Your wish has been granted, but your tacos were poisoned and you died.

I wish I was perfect.♡

 

Your wish has been granted, but she is talking to you about how much she hates you and how she will kill you In your sleep ??


I wish I was satan ??

 

Granted, but God comes down and kills you

I wish all mosquitoes in the world all died at the same time, goddammit

 

Their carcasses teleported on top of you

I wish I could jump like a fish

 

Your wish was granted. All the mosquito's died after biting you.


I wish I wasn't so cold.

 

No shit 
We should put you in hot boiling water and melt the coldness out of you




I want a jeep

 

Your wish has been granted, after you bought the Jeep you got hit by another car and fell off a bridge.

I wish I didn't get jealous.♡

 

Wish granted but not you get very greedy c:

I wish i was like the cool kids

 

Your wish has been granted.you are now trapped in a block of ice with other cool kids.

I wish I was rich

 

Your wish has been granted right before you're imprisoned for embezzlement.


I wish my side didn't hurt.

 

Your wish has been granted, you went to the hospital and there was a problem with your side and it is now fixed. Unfortunately they ended up accidentally chopping off both of your legs.

I wish I was funny. :cry:

 

Your wish has been granted. You now are funny and depressed.

I wish I was immortal.

 

Fuck the world

 

Rose, my side actually hurts /because/ of surgery. :lol:

Your wish is granted but everyone and everything else is dead.

I wish I had a puppy.

 

wish granted, but you'll have to watch friends and families through the generations die and live through the pain over and over again.

I wish I could fly.

 

Granted, you were now tested by scientists.

I wish I was a cat