Corrupt a Wish

Mindfcuk*

 

your wish has been granted you get nothing

I wish it wasnt so cold already

 

Your wish has been granted as you habe been sent to hell.

I wish I owned a home.

 

Your wish has been granted. You own a home on the monopoly board

I wish I could have the energy of my kids

 

Your wish has been granted, you also have the voice of your children

 

I wish I could dance

 

You don't ever stop dancing, night and day.

I wish I had X ray vision

 

Your wish has been granted but your x-Ray is infinite.

I wish I could be in Attack on Titan

 

You die immediately

I wish I lived on a deserted Island all alone

 

Your wish has been granted. You live your full life alone and die alone too.

I wish it was 78 degrees all year round with blue skies and a breeze

 

Your wish has been granted, but it is also raining metiorites.

I wish to win the lottery

 

Your wish has been granted but it's an $50 lottery.


I wish I was always squeaky clean so i wouldn't have to shower everyday :|

 

Your clean but your breath will always stink

I wish I had friendsies

 

Wish granted, you now have friends that hate you.

I wish I had another 25¢ to buy some chips.

 

Your wish is granted
But that 25¢ turns liquid hot the second u go to use it.

I wish I had a pony locked in an unbreachable facility with only food and air.

 

your wish has been granted, sadly the pony died i wish i had a life

 

Your wish has been granted. Your life will become beautiful eventually so don't stop dreaming Omar.



I wish somebody would help me post my lockscreen ss on the lock screen/wallpaper thread. If you ask me why I can't do it myself it's because pimd disabled my ability to post pics so yeah.

 

Someone helps you but every phone you touch you break.

I want cheese pizza

 

You will get cardboard and it will make you sick

I wanna be a pony