Chuck Norris Jokes

[iPBM]

:roll: errm lame :lol:

 

[YukiTheMudkip]

when chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he rejects the syringe and instead requests a handgun and a bucket

 

[*razer259 (01)]

Chuck Norris hates you
:twisted:

 

[*Hunter467442 (01)]

Chuck Norris doesn't bow to death. Death bows to him

 

[*razer259 (01)]

Chuck Norris dosnt jump

He comands the air to move him up

 

[The_Cash_Lover]

He once ran a marathon backwards just to see what second place looked like.

 

[*Basketball_Dude (01)]

When chuck Norris goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norrised

 

[oOEwaBoundOo]

Under Chuck Norris's beard isnt a chin just more round house kicks

 

[*razer259 (01)]

Chuck Norris Dosent get cavities
They're to scared

 

[*surrey78 (01)]

Did you know giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse?

 

[*ujenny71 (01)]

How much would could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris



The answer: all of it

 

[*Basketball_Dude (01)]

Chuck norris has been dead for 10 years; the grim reaper isn't manly enough to tell him

 

[The_Legion]

Ghosts sit around the fire and tell Chuck Norris stories.

Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker only using Pokemon cards.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number, you answer the wrong phone.

 

[*trollololololololol (01)]

In soviet Russia, the revolving door slams Chuck Norris

 

[*Mrcoooool (01)]

Chuck Norris don't breath he captivates air

 

[*Mrcoooool (01)]

Google where is chuck Norris

 

[*Mrcoooool (01)]

Just fuckin google it

 

[*Mrcoooool (01)]

:roll: I know just google it! I was kidding too

 

[oOEwaBoundOo]

did u see the other page that says No Trolls?

 

[*rock_chick101 (01)]

chuck norris can count to infinity.

chuck norris can bench press a person on a bench press with one hand while riding a unicycle over a trapeze.