Chuck Norris Jokes

:roll: errm lame :lol:

 

when chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he rejects the syringe and instead requests a handgun and a bucket

 

Chuck Norris hates you
:twisted:

 

Chuck Norris dosnt jump

He comands the air to move him up

 

He once ran a marathon backwards just to see what second place looked like.

 

When chuck Norris goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norrised

 

Under Chuck Norris's beard isnt a chin just more round house kicks

 

Chuck Norris Dosent get cavities
They're to scared

 

Did you know giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse?

 

How much would could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris



The answer: all of it

 

Chuck norris has been dead for 10 years; the grim reaper isn't manly enough to tell him

 

Ghosts sit around the fire and tell Chuck Norris stories.

Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker only using Pokemon cards.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number, you answer the wrong phone.

 

In soviet Russia, the revolving door slams Chuck Norris

 

Chuck Norris don't breath he captivates air

 

Google where is chuck Norris

 

Just fuckin google it

 

:roll: I know just google it! I was kidding too

 

did u see the other page that says No Trolls?

 

chuck norris can count to infinity.

chuck norris can bench press a person on a bench press with one hand while riding a unicycle over a trapeze.