Best Pickup Line for Furni

[Mori]

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I’ll be posting winners on a separate thread

 

[PapiLovesHisTequila]

I lost my number, can I have yours?

 

[Marlena_Athena]

Did you come from the pits of hell? Cuz you’re hot as hellfire 

 

[FireLight1106]

You may fall from the sky, you may fall from the tree, but the best way to fall....is in love with me

 

[lacy]

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest!

 

[Mori]

Requesting lock

 

[PapiLovesHisTequila]

Oi.. inb4lock

 

[Lexie_Grey]

Me:
*gestures to come closer with one finger* “Come here for a minute”

Other person:
*walks closer*
“What is it?”

Me:
“well... I just made you come with one finger, just imagine what I could do with two”

Other person:
*instantly falls in love*
“holy shiz, marry me”

 

[PapiLovesHisTequila]

Me:
*gestures to come closer with one finger* “Come here for a minute”

Other person:
*walks closer*
“What is it?”

Me:
“well... I just made you come with one finger, just imagine what I could do with two”

Other person:
*instantly falls in love*
“holy shiz, marry me”

Loved this haha.

 

[GodTierOni]

Can this be locked now

 

[PapiLovesHisTequila]

Can this be locked now

No.

 

[GodTierOni]

Can this be locked now

No.

Bury yourself

 

[KoalaTKush]

Can this be locked now

The mods been slacking

 

[Mori]

Requesting lock

 

[PapiLovesHisTequila]

Inb4lock.. again.

 

[GodTierOni]

Can this be locked now

The mods been slacking

Not when it comes to forum banning me ?

 

[KoalaTKush]

Can this be locked now

The mods been slacking

Not when it comes to forum banning me ?

Well that's rude of them

 

[GodTierOni]

These mods will avoid their job to silence me

 

[PapiLovesHisTequila]

Um, mods... this one needs to be locked as well.

 

[GodTierOni]

These mods will avoid their job to silence me