Best Pickup Line for Furni

[PapiLovesHisTequila]

Are you a 90 degree angle?

Cause you're looking right. 

There's a lil geometry pick up line for ya.

 

[ShepardsPie]

HI *TACKLEGLOMPS U* X3 *NOTICES BULGE IN UR PANTS* OWO WHATS THIS???





Pls don’t farm me lol

 

[PapiLovesHisTequila]

HI *TACKLEGLOMPS U* X3 *NOTICES BULGE IN UR PANTS* OWO WHATS THIS???





Pls don’t farm me lol

Got me with that one. 

 

[Hulk]

HI *TACKLEGLOMPS U* X3 *NOTICES BULGE IN UR PANTS* OWO WHATS THIS???





Pls don’t farm me lol

 

[WhoTfIsWesday]

You must the sun, because looking at something so bright and beautiful as you is almost blinding, and yet I just can’t bring myself to look away sometimes. When you’re not around, everything just seems to go dark, like you’ve taken all the light with you.

(Wow, I need to actually use this line sometime. Maybe I’d actually get a date if I did. )

No, you really should not.

 

[WhoTfIsWesday]

Wanna smash?

 

[Hulk]

Wanna smash?

yes

 

[Anonymous]

Tbh someone genuinely trying a pickup line would be so cringe imo

 

[WhoTfIsWesday]

Wanna smash?

yes

Yay, it worked. I am a pickup artist

 

[Hulk]

Tbh someone genuinely trying a pickup line would be so cringe imo

Yea I only use them ironically 

 

[Hulk]

Wanna smash?

yes

Yay, it worked. I am a pickup artist

Hulk smash?

 

[Anonymous]

Tbh someone genuinely trying a pickup line would be so cringe imo

Yea I only use them ironically 

Mhmm that’s what they all say ?

 

[WhoTfIsWesday]

Tbh someone genuinely trying a pickup line would be so cringe imo

Yea I only use them ironically 

Mhmm that’s what they all say ?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I wouldn't ?

 

[Mish]

Tbh someone genuinely trying a pickup line would be so cringe imo

Agreed. But sometimes it’s hilarious and works as a good opener, depends on how you deliver tho

 

[Oasis]

HI *TACKLEGLOMPS U* X3 *NOTICES BULGE IN UR PANTS* OWO WHATS THIS???





Pls don’t farm me lol

the "pls don't farm me lol" got me soaked ?

 

[xLilacx]

Omg these are so cheesy but?

If looks could kill, you’d be a weapon of mass destruction 

Is your name WiFi? Cause I’m really feeling a connection ?

 

[Sloth]

You FIGURED Me Out... ??

 

[GodTierOni]

What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

 

[WhoTfIsWesday]

Did you sit in some sugar? Cuz you got a sweet ass. something one of my coworkers actually said to me

 

[Mori]

Did you sit in some sugar? Cuz you got a sweet ass. something one of my coworkers actually said to me

Oof wow