The reason why Superman can fly is because he got raised by birds. When he tasted Mama bird’s special pot for the first time, he became woke and figured how to fly♂️?
The story of how superman was able to fly: It all started when he had a dream of migrating with the whooping crane, so elegant and beautiful. Every year he would see them fly overhead and tried to join them, but alas he would break multiple bones when jumping off the roof to fly. One day, he came across this sketchy homeless woman who called herself a witch who offered to grant a wish. He didn’t trust her but he was desperate to fly with the whooping cranes, so he followed her into her igloo. Inside the igloo was a fire place and a candle lit dinner for two. She told him, “in order to have the wish come true, you must woo me”. He accepted the challenge. Throughout the night they are, laughed
.. & flirted until he kissed her at the end of the night. ‘Something is happening !’ he said. he felt a growth within himself and hoped for his wings. Instead what had grown was herpes, a lot of herpes. “Wtf” he exclaimed. “Not to worry young man, these herpes give you the ability to fly” the homeless witch said, “don’t forget that everything comes with a price”
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If god was a Woman, the gods would make him *HER* clean. females would start making males do the work for lower pay then males
God World - "Eh we have lots of Female Gods ?" Human World (With reference to my nation) - "Let's start a fan club and fan army 'Long live the God'"
Less be honest, the god world wouldn't care - it's dramatic as f**k anyway - Especislly the ones of greek origin. The real world? Well, People would be worshiping ariana (god is a woman?!?!) And the sexist / misognystic (ignore the spelling) people would be having a melt down.... Pretty much the world rn to be honest. I mean dreams sometimes come true, and you get that sense of de ja vu... maybe your dream will come true im the future my lovely.
God World would start laughing at each other as Gods are ‘everything’ so also both male and female. So they’d already know. Human world would be shook and all cultures with dominant males would declare war to feminists prolly. It’d be 3rd World War. Nuclear bombs everywhere and in The End 2 people will survive. Names: Adam and Eve. And human history start all over again and from that point we realise that the Bibli wasnt about the past but it was about the starting point of the real world. (Disclaimer im Atheistic. Not Christian so i dont believe in God)
Damn,i'm not good at drama but in a world dominated by alpha males and where religion tries to show how males are superior to females,God being a woman would be a real earthquake. The shock would destroy religions and cultures and,to be honest Anarchy will appear since women will start fighting and revolting against men.