30 Days Of Giveaway Cheers!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Rynnethia, Dec 1, 2018.

  1. Ty for the gift rynn. And for today's question. I donut think gods have genders so the god world would be like 'wut? Why did you give yourself génitals?' And the human world would freak tf out. A lot of christian men with fragile egos would go on a rampage in a crazy attempt to establish their dominance
     
  2. half of the world would stream “god is a woman” over and over.. the other half would refuse to believe it and convert religions
     
  3. Honestly, I do not believe anything would be any different other than maybe instead of the first being would've been eve instead of Adam along with god made woman in the image of herself instead of himself, possibly instead of having male angels they'd all be female, and jesus would've been female as well, like take the bible and gender bend it, just my personal opinion
     
  4. Because he's a pig and pigs can fly?
     
  5. All the feminists would praiseヽ(^Д^)ノ
     
  6. God world: "Oh. Another Goddess. Great."

    Human world: Christians will be infuriated resulting in a holy war ?
     
  7. Gender war... like a race war, but with gender. Make God a woman of color though... and you'd get both.
     
  8. Okay so personally I think I’m the “God” world they wouldn’t really care THAT much be she is still God, the God. they would just be very confused but still very grateful and loving and etc. in the human would , it would be an outbreak, for some, but everyone would definitely have heard about massive riots and protests on the news, probably about women kindve doing a whole “ha I told you so” type thing, trying to justify that women are better and the superior gender.
     
  9. In the god world**
     
  10. The god world already knew this and laughed at the chaos on earth when THOSE IGNORANT MORTALS found out. The Vatican literally slammed the alarm bells and had to pull a code 69. No one can know because the pope would have to be... A woman! God forbid!

    Meanwhile, the Internet enjoys rule 34 God art.
     
  11. The purge will start (describes the entire purge movie) in the human world while the god world will sit back watching in amusement since they don’t give 2 facks, sometimes assisting in those apart of it for fun.
     
  12. Human men: so what youre saying is the he we've been serving for eons is a she.....dayuuum son

    God:yes youre right i am a she but tbh this is all a terrible mistake i spent so much time picking out a hairstyle and shoes for this visit i forget to check on you since adam and eve left the garden
     
  13. Just here to read answers good luck everyone!
     
  14. Well, Superman is from another world, the world of awesomeness. He’s just fucking awesome, that’s why he can fly.
     
  15. :( different question for the day.
     
  16. you too, its a diff question for the day :( lemme bump for yall.
     
  17. this is the question to follow ya'll.
     
  18. Some will be rejoicing cos it is completely a whole new different story and maybe there will be no 10 Commandments and No Apocalypse..but some are worrying cos maybe instead of 10 Commandments there will be a 100 Commandments and instead of Apocalypse there will be like apocalyptic maintenance every 10 years ??
     
  19. why would the 10 commandments jump to 100? and why is there apocalyptic maintenance? ?
     
  20. The reactions and thoughts of diff peeps would be like:

    Greedy/Bad Rich Peeps: "WOT?! God exists and it's a woman?! I wonder if I can bribe her to do my bidding"

    Good Rich Peeps, "Huh. I see, God truly is real being. Nevermind god being a woman, Better start donating more to get on her good side!"

    Businessman/woman: "Hmm. Wot an interesting turn of events. If I get to her before the others, I can convince her to open up a store in heaven! BWAHAHAHA! I will be the first person with a store in tha heavens!! My new product will sell so well up there."

    Poor Peeps: "O rlly God iz real? Better go ask her for food, I be starving"

    Atheists: "wel dam, God is real, okay cool but I have a list of questions to ask her.. like wot was she doing while the holocaust was happening... she has a lot of explaining to do!!"

    Christians: "Ha! God Is Real! And the nonbelievers thought I was cray cray, how do ya like me now?! Better go sacrifice a sheep in her honor!"

    Sexist Men: "LIES! No way! God isn't a woman! God is a man!! She's a witch! Burn Da Witch!!"

    Misogynistic Men: "If she breaths she's a..."

    Kefo: "I wonder if God will like my showcase when I show it to her"


    China: "We need to get to her before those dum American Bàstardz. With God by our side China will roolz da world."

    Trump "Deport her! She's here to steal our jobs!! MAGA!"

    And God would be like "Yeah, I'm real u mortals, and I'm in dis, earth bout to get real lit, Gucci Gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang!"


    I honestly do not think the world would be all that shocked if God turned out to be a woman, people would probably be more suprised/shocked seeing that God is a real being.


    Cheers.