30 Days Of Giveaway Cheers!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Rynnethia, Dec 1, 2018.

  1. he’s actually lighter than a sheet of paper so he can stay in the air
     
  2. The truth is,Superman has some birds hidden in his bottom and every time he needs to go to toilet the birds panic and try to fly and lift him up up and awayyyyyyyyyyy...
     
  3. He doesn't actually fly
     
  4. Don’t @me but idfk I’ve never seen Superman whoops ???
     
  5. We went to Hogwarts together, now you know. :)
     
  6. He is actually Honey Badger from the Aussie Bachelor & is flying away from all commitment.

    The power of flying comes from all the non sensical Aussie slang he uses...

    *insert jackie chan 'wut?' Meme*
     
  7. He secretly has blue birds under his cape holding him
     
  8. He runs on coffee that’s how he flys
     
  9. Hmmmm. I’m no science gal but Superman is an alien. Probably the planet where he came from have a greater pull of gravity and Earth’s gravity pull is weaker. Like when Earthians(is this even a word? Meh)/humans from earth landed on Moon they were said to float the surface. So, my theory (illogical and non proven fact as it is!) is that Earth gravity is MUCH like DEFINITELY MUCH weaker that it allows superman to fly. Looking it at another angle, he might be propelling himself from one spot to the other and not actually flying? well but he did floats on one spot for a lengthy time. The guy just probably floats because they have flying cells in their every bods??‍♀️ bhahaha my confidence is slipping! I don’t know lol 
     
  10. :( pls read the answer genre. i wasn't looking for a real answer tbh.

    buuuut, it's still an interesting answer, and I'll give you a pass. ^^
     
  11. He is secretly an anime magic girl
     
  12. He is not flying... We are just dreaming ?? Wakey Wakey everyone...
     
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  14. His big boy cape helps him fly
     
  15. He turns off his gravitational pull towards the earth but since the earth still has a decent hold on him and he turns on his invisible feet rocket boosters to assist in moving him around
     
  16. Since he's super, everything he does os super. So when he farts, it is strong enough to fly him around the Universe twice.
     
  17. He drinks Redbull  a lot of it!
     
  18. Superman flies by using all the hope he has inside of him (and the rest of the world).
     
  19. He's a vegan and if you've read Scott Pilgrim then you should know that vegans all have super powers. And if u have not read it pls do. It is a comic and funny and good and u will be supporting canadian artists ty
     
  20. Superman flies by the seat if his pants.