Pick Up Lines

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by iLexiTheToughCookie, Oct 21, 2013.

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  1. I wish you were a burger, so I could get between those buns
     
    #41 PE-MiNi_H3RO, Oct 21, 2013
  2. Hey girl you look so good i'd marry your brother just to get in your family!
     
    #42 I_Wont_Bow_Down_To_No_Man, Oct 21, 2013
  3. My friend reeaallllyyy wants your number...so he knows where to get ahold of me in the morning
     
    #43 -_A_-lB-lE-lL-lL-S-, Oct 21, 2013
  4. I was enchanted by your everlasting beauty, that I ran into that wall over there, so I'm gonna need your name and number for insurance purposes. 
     
    #44 PIMD_YOLO, Oct 21, 2013
  5. If you were Sebastian, I'd be Grell because I wanna have your babies  (it's a Black Butler reference)
     
    #45 -_Blackfire_-, Oct 21, 2013
  6. hlo m8 r u fit?
     
    #46 ILoveUIHateU, Oct 21, 2013
  7. A CLASSIC

    IS YO DAD A TERRORIST? CUZ YOU'RE THA BOMB!!!!
     
    #47 PIMD_YOLO, Oct 21, 2013
  8. So many sexual pick up lines I love it
     
    #48 iLexiTheToughCookie, Oct 21, 2013
  9. I'm not Batman but you make my Dark Knight Rise
     
    #49 ltachi, Oct 21, 2013
  10. I have a bet with my friend that u will give me your contact number or else I'll be forced to run around without my pants here. Can you help me pls? *wink wink
     
    #50 -NTL-SuperTeddy, Oct 21, 2013
  11. JOPO I LURVE IT
     
    #51 iLexiTheToughCookie, Oct 21, 2013
  12. Aww poor teddy you can have my 
     
    #52 iLexiTheToughCookie, Oct 21, 2013
  13. How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled ......




    .................................Or fertilized? 
     
    #53 Against_the_Grain_, Oct 21, 2013
  14. Omelette, now get in ThAT KITCHEN
     
    #54 PIMD_YOLO, Oct 21, 2013
  15. Did you sit on a pile of sugar? Cause you have a really sweet ass.
     
    #55 ltachi, Oct 21, 2013
  16. Naw, i sat on some salt.
     
    #56 PIMD_YOLO, Oct 21, 2013
  17. Did you fart? Cause you blew me away?
     
    #57 Dinoroars, Oct 21, 2013
  18. No

    But dumbo did
     
    #58 I_Wont_Bow_Down_To_No_Man, Oct 21, 2013
  19. Cracking up brb
     
    #59 iLexiTheToughCookie, Oct 21, 2013
  20. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
     
    #60 Dinoroars, Oct 21, 2013
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