Pick Up Lines

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by iLexiTheToughCookie, Oct 21, 2013.

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  1. spit fire that last one should be illegal
     
    #21 That_Witch_BunBun, Oct 21, 2013
  2. That one made me bluuuush
     
    #22 iLexiTheToughCookie, Oct 21, 2013
  3. Omg are those stitches?
    Great cause I'm bout to stitch you to my heart


    Yay I didonly works of u have stitches I think
     
    #23 iHaveWildTHOTS, Oct 21, 2013
  4. I laughed of a guy said that to me I would have no choice but to smack them.
     
    #24 That_Witch_BunBun, Oct 21, 2013
  5. If*
     
    #25 That_Witch_BunBun, Oct 21, 2013
  6. Did you just fart? Because your blowing me away
     
    #26 PE-MiNi_H3RO, Oct 21, 2013
  7. Can I buy you a drink, orrrr.......




    Do you just want the money?
     
    #27 Against_the_Grain_, Oct 21, 2013
  8. *Note: only works if government is shut down *

    Even though the National Library is closed.....I'd still like to check you out.

    When I first heard it, it did not go where I thought it was headed 
     
    #28 -_Blackfire_-, Oct 21, 2013
  9. Are you an interior decorator? Because the room just became beautiful.
     
    #29 That_Witch_BunBun, Oct 21, 2013
  10. I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you!
     
    #30 That_Witch_BunBun, Oct 21, 2013
  11. Nice legs......




    When do they open?
     
    #31 Against_the_Grain_, Oct 21, 2013
  12. Do you smoke kush?
    Cause you got me on a natural high
     
    #32 iHaveWildTHOTS, Oct 21, 2013
  13. "Kiss me if I'm wrong but dinosoars a still exist right?"
     
    #33 PE-MiNi_H3RO, Oct 21, 2013
  14. Hey baby you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!
     
    #34 I_Wont_Bow_Down_To_No_Man, Oct 21, 2013
  15. You're hotter than donut oil :roll:
     
    #35 That_Witch_BunBun, Oct 21, 2013
  16. Whoa! Was that an earthquake, or did you just rock my world?
     
    #36 That_Witch_BunBun, Oct 21, 2013
  17. Are you from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin it!
     
    #37 That_Witch_BunBun, Oct 21, 2013
  18. I have a 401K?




    ~M
     
    #38 -MaToN-, Oct 21, 2013
  19. This can work in some special gathering or something

    Girl I got to tell you, that suit looks like a piece of Good God wrapped up in some Have Mercy with a side of unghmmm
     
    #39 I_Wont_Bow_Down_To_No_Man, Oct 21, 2013
  20. Is your dad in jail? Cause he stole the stars and placed them in your eyes.
     
    #40 PIMD_YOLO, Oct 21, 2013
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