 pick up lines

[Webboo]

*'Cuz Jamaican me happy.

*Facepalm*

 

[ToG-Epic_Popsicle]

Awe :/



You see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

 

[Webboo]

If you stood in front of a mirror holding 11 roses, you'd be looking at the 12 most beautiful things in the world.

 

[Taboo]

I'm gonna use that one Kevin xD

 

[ZEN-TROLL-]

Your body is a wonderland
and i want to be Alice. 

 

[Ice-See-You]

Hey baby. You look pretty, I look pretty. Let's go over somewhere and stare at each other pretty faces.

Lololol. 

 

[shan]

These are awesome

 

[ToG-Epic_Popsicle]

You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way.




 

[shan]

Lolol

 

[*hanand (01)]

- somethings wrong with my phone!
~what is it?
-you're numbers missing.

 

[Maggie2007]

Omg there is something wrong with your phone! (what?) my numbers not in it!

 

[Maggie2007]

Wow fail, I posted the same thin at te same time as someone else

 

[shan]

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd out u and I next together.

 

[PE-MiNi]

I just  my pants, can I get into yours?

 

[shan]

Oh my gosh. The best.

 

[-Lesbehonest-]

On the keyboard U and I are above my X!




~Ari~

 

[shan]

Dang I wrote out. It's supposed to say put.


I'd put p and o farther away 

 

[shan]

Hey. I like your face. Go out with me.

 

[ToG-Epic_Popsicle]

I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?

 

[shan]

Lulz. Cuuutee