Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears! I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together. Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful. Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
Are you a wizard? Cause you got me under a spell. ♡ You must be Poetry. Cause I'm not opPROSE to marrying you. ♡ Do you play soccer? Cause you're a keeper. ♡ You dont need to bring anything home. You're already gold. ♡ If you were a dosage, you'd be hepatitis-BAE. ♡
Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day. I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February. Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.
Harry Potter pick up lines: Do you play Quidditch? You must be a Keeper Are you going to bed? Yeah. Do you mind if I Slytherin? Do you know the reason why Moaning Myrtle is called Moaning Myrtle? You're looking at him. Let's play a game, you be Hogwarts, and I'll explore your chamber of secrets. Have you seen my whomping willow? No. Would you like to? --- That's about all I've got lol
You look so familiar… didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry. Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them. Was your dad a boxer? Cause you're a knockout! You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line. You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection! If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand. Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged! ?