 2 keys To give Away

I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart.

 

Do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.

 

If girls were boogers, I'd pick you first.

 

I might not go down in history, but I'll go down on you everytime

 

Hi what's your name? That's my mum's name too! That's really cool.... continue conversation

 

Your last name is ugly! Wanna have mine?

 

Are you a tennis player? Cause i like the way you swing

 

"Are u hurt? Is everything alright? "

"Why?"

"Cause u just falling from the heaven.. "

 

LOVE is sweet if its New.
But
It'll be sweeter if its Me and You

Smile More

 

"Wait.. Who's attractive guy..?"

"..."

"Oh wait.. That's myself.. "

 

Do you like Pizza? Cause I'd like a pizza that ass 

 

if you where my shoe i'll trip over you


You look shiny you can be my star 


I'm the Ice Cream You Can be The sprinkles cause I like them On Top

 

I wish you were a guitar...


So that I can hug u tight, and sing u a song..

 

"When in doubt WHIP IT OUT"

 

Everyday I will tie ur shoelace...


So that you won't fall for others...

 

Boy: i wanna be a superhero, guess my name.

Girl: Superman? Ironman? Batman?

Boy: "YOURMAN"

 

If you were a fruit, you'd be a FINEapple! )

 

me: boss i WISH U were a pimd player too...

Boss: why?

Me:so that my pimd friends can farm you!???

 

Hey little mama let me whisper in your ear.
??

 

Do you have a band-aid?

I scrapped my knees when i fell for you...