 2 keys To give Away

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Julzz, May 26, 2015.

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  1. -Hey wanna go to the Shrieking Shack, make some shrieking of our own?

    -Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?
  2. You're the bread to my butter
  3. Do you eat poop?

    Cuz you're so "fly".
  4. The whole universe was in a hot, dense state...

    Not surprising, things get real hot and heavy when it starts with U N I. 
  5. You still use internet explorer?

    You must like it nice and slow 
  6. Do you have 11 protons?

    Because you're sodium fine
  7. You have Nutella eyes ??
  8. Are you a game of "farmville"? Cuz I'm not going to play with you anymore.
  9. Are you a test question? Cuz I always fail to get your answer.
  10. Are you a witch?! Cuz you seem to have casted a love spell on me.
  11. If you were a vegetable you would be a cute-cumber
  12. My Love... 
    You know I'll never stop loving you 
    If u ask me to stop loving you... ?
    Okay, I'll stop loving you.. 
    But I'll stop loving you when the apple fruit grows on the manggo tree on the 30th day of February ??
  13. Was your dad a baker? Because you have some sweet buns?

    My parents said to follow my dreams, I think they were referring to you?

    Are you from Africa? Because African love ya?

    Are your parents handicapped, because you're special ?

    If I buy you chipotle will I get chipotlaid?
  14. I'm Asian so I'll eat your cat( cat is reffered to pussy cat dolls, if you. catch my drift)
    Do you ladies know the ABCs cause I wanna give you the fourth letter of the alphabet
    Forget superman,spiderman and batman, because I'll be your man
    Can I follow you? Cause my mom said to follow my dreams.
  15. Do you clean your pants with windex?
    Cos I can see myself in them!?
  16. Is your father a baker? Cos you got some nice buns
  17. If I rearrange the alphabet, I'll put U and I TOGETHER! :)
  18. On a scale of 1 -10, you are a 9 and I'm the 1 you need?
  19. Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man.

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