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Hey Bewbs here 
So back in the day I did a thread similar, so thought I'd bring it back to help out when the humdrum boredom of life hits you. Just a few ideas here.
(I won't be held responsible for any repercussions or action taken against you if you are to try these. Ps- pics or it didnt happen!)
Keep smiling 
-Run up to someone random on the street and slap them with a loaf of bread.
-Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!"
-Go to McDonalds and ask for a happy meal with extra happy.
-Walk up to a small child that resembles you, and tell them that you are them from the future.
-Bring a desk on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment.
-Go up to a random lady with a daughter and say her son is adorable.
-Blow up a balloon, then ask someone to pop it, when they do, start screaming.
- Go to walmart, find a random old guy and yell, "GRANDPA! YOUR STILL ALIVE! ITS A MIRACLE".
-Throw a small plastic ball at some body and then yell "get in your ball you stupid pokemon.
-Sit on a curb with a stuffed animal and scream at it about how it ruined your life.
- Buy an ice cream, ask the cashier if they believe in unicorns then squish the cone on your forehead.
-Tie hotwheels cars to the bottom of your cat/dog's feet.
- Go up to random people at the mall, show them your ID, and say, "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?!"
-Name your hair George, then go to the salon and be upstet that they killed him.
- Call someone to tell them you can't talk right now.
-Tell your dad in a public place- "Look, old man, I don't want your candy!"
-Sit in a cardboard box and yell at people who walk by that they're trespassing!
- When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!" "I Won!, I Won!"
-Call a chicken place and ask how big their breast are.
-Go to Mcdonalds and ask for fries without the potatos.
-Go to a clothes store, go in the front window and pretend to be a manikin.
-Sniff a random person then stare at them for a while then say "your'e one of them".
-Tie a rock to a string and take it for a walk. Every now and then yell "Bad boy, Fluffy!"
-Go to a airport and say "Can I go in your suitcase?" to every person you see.
-Go up to a really buff man and hug him yelling GRANDMAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Go in an elevator and then make peek-a-boo sounds when the doors open and close.
-Put a computer mouse in a mouse trap.
-Go to a pet shop, buy birdseed, and ask how long it will take to grow.
-Follow strangers around a store and spray everything they touch with disinfectant.
-Call a random phone number and yell, "Where is my fried chicken dude?!"
-Tape your nose up like a pig, and protest bacon at the grocery store.
- Find a midget on a street ask him to go up to people and say "can i have£20 I'm a bit short"
-Stand on the side of the road with a hair dryer and point it at cars.
-Go to the cinema and shout "HE'S THE MURDERER!" whenever someone new comes on screen.
-Walk up to somebody and say "Im not wearing any pants" People will look down 99% of the time.
-Ring a random doorbell and when they answer just stare at them.
-Go to a store, buy a cucumber and some KY jelly. Notice the look on the cashier's face.
-Throw glue sticks at random people walking down the street and see if it sticks to them!
-Go to a store, go to a dressing room, wait a few minutes and yell there is no toilet paper in here!
-Hire a taxi. When the man asks you where you want to go, say "To infinity, and beyond".
-Hide in a public bathroom stall and when someone walks in, say "Ah young one, Welcome to Narnia."
-Go in to a public bathroom, go into a stall, wait a second, then scream, "Mummy I need help!"
- Wear blue lipstick and tell every one who asks why, that you ate a smurf.
-Dress up as harry potter and stalk someone all day shouting random spells at them.
-Attack you neighbours with an army of garden knomes!
-When in an elevator with only one other person,stare at them and breathe heavily.
-Hide in a clothing rack in Walmart and when somebody goes by YELL "PICK ME PICK ME".
-Walk around with a blow dryer and ask people if they want a blow job.
-Go to McDonalds and order a diet water, drink it, do a spit take, and yell, I SAID DIET!
-Walk into a grocery store, pick up a frozen turkey and yell 'WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU!!?"
You'll never be bored again! 
MadameBewbs said:
Hey Bewbs here
So back in the day I did a thread similar, so thought I'd bring it back to help out when the humdrum boredom of life hits you. Just a few ideas here.
(I won't be held responsible for any repercussions or action taken against you if you are to try these. Ps- pics or it didnt happen!)
Keep smiling
-Run up to someone random on the street and slap them with a loaf of bread.
-Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!"
-Go to McDonalds and ask for a happy meal with extra happy.
-Walk up to a small child that resembles you, and tell them that you are them from the future.
-Bring a desk on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment.
-Go up to a random lady with a daughter and say her son is adorable.
-Blow up a balloon, then ask someone to pop it, when they do, start screaming.
- Go to walmart, find a random old guy and yell, "GRANDPA! YOUR STILL ALIVE! ITS A MIRACLE".
-Throw a small plastic ball at some body and then yell "get in your ball you stupid pokemon.
-Sit on a curb with a stuffed animal and scream at it about how it ruined your life.
- Buy an ice cream, ask the cashier if they believe in unicorns then squish the cone on your forehead.
-Tie hotwheels cars to the bottom of your cat/dog's feet.
- Go up to random people at the mall, show them your ID, and say, "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?!"
-Name your hair George, then go to the salon and be upstet that they killed him.
- Call someone to tell them you can't talk right now.
-Tell your dad in a public place- "Look, old man, I don't want your candy!"
-Sit in a cardboard box and yell at people who walk by that they're trespassing!
- When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!" "I Won!, I Won!"
-Call a chicken place and ask how big their breast are.
-Go to Mcdonalds and ask for fries without the potatos.
-Go to a clothes store, go in the front window and pretend to be a manikin.
-Sniff a random person then stare at them for a while then say "your'e one of them".
-Tie a rock to a string and take it for a walk. Every now and then yell "Bad boy, Fluffy!"
-Go to a airport and say "Can I go in your suitcase?" to every person you see.
-Go up to a really buff man and hug him yelling GRANDMAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Go in an elevator and then make peek-a-boo sounds when the doors open and close.
-Put a computer mouse in a mouse trap.
-Go to a pet shop, buy birdseed, and ask how long it will take to grow.
-Follow strangers around a store and spray everything they touch with disinfectant.
-Call a random phone number and yell, "Where is my fried chicken dude?!"
-Tape your nose up like a pig, and protest bacon at the grocery store.
- Find a midget on a street ask him to go up to people and say "can i have£20 I'm a bit short"
-Stand on the side of the road with a hair dryer and point it at cars.
-Go to the cinema and shout "HE'S THE MURDERER!" whenever someone new comes on screen.
-Walk up to somebody and say "Im not wearing any pants" People will look down 99% of the time.
-Ring a random doorbell and when they answer just stare at them.
-Go to a store, buy a cucumber and some KY jelly. Notice the look on the cashier's face.
-Throw glue sticks at random people walking down the street and see if it sticks to them!
-Go to a store, go to a dressing room, wait a few minutes and yell there is no toilet paper in here!
-Hire a taxi. When the man asks you where you want to go, say "To infinity, and beyond".
-Hide in a public bathroom stall and when someone walks in, say "Ah young one, Welcome to Narnia."
-Go in to a public bathroom, go into a stall, wait a second, then scream, "Mummy I need help!"
- Wear blue lipstick and tell every one who asks why, that you ate a smurf.
-Dress up as harry potter and stalk someone all day shouting random spells at them.
-Attack you neighbours with an army of garden knomes!
-When in an elevator with only one other person,stare at them and breathe heavily.
-Hide in a clothing rack in Walmart and when somebody goes by YELL "PICK ME PICK ME".
-Walk around with a blow dryer and ask people if they want a .
-Go to McDonalds and order a diet water, drink it, do a spit take, and yell, I SAID DIET!
-Walk into a grocery store, pick up a frozen turkey and yell 'WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU!!?"
You'll never be bored again!
Hilarious!!
MadameBewbs said:
Hey Bewbs here
So back in the day I did a thread similar, so thought I'd bring it back to help out when the humdrum boredom of life hits you. Just a few ideas here.
(I won't be held responsible for any repercussions or action taken against you if you are to try these. Ps- pics or it didnt happen!)
Keep smiling
-Run up to someone random on the street and slap them with a loaf of bread.
-Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!"
-Go to McDonalds and ask for a happy meal with extra happy.
-Walk up to a small child that resembles you, and tell them that you are them from the future.
-Bring a desk on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment.
-Go up to a random lady with a daughter and say her son is adorable.
-Blow up a balloon, then ask someone to pop it, when they do, start screaming.
- Go to walmart, find a random old guy and yell, "GRANDPA! YOUR STILL ALIVE! ITS A MIRACLE".
-Throw a small plastic ball at some body and then yell "get in your ball you stupid pokemon.
-Sit on a curb with a stuffed animal and scream at it about how it ruined your life.
- Buy an ice cream, ask the cashier if they believe in unicorns then squish the cone on your forehead.
-Tie hotwheels cars to the bottom of your cat/dog's feet.
- Go up to random people at the mall, show them your ID, and say, "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?!"
-Name your hair George, then go to the salon and be upstet that they killed him.
- Call someone to tell them you can't talk right now.
-Tell your dad in a public place- "Look, old man, I don't want your candy!"
-Sit in a cardboard box and yell at people who walk by that they're trespassing!
- When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!" "I Won!, I Won!"
-Call a chicken place and ask how big their breast are.
-Go to Mcdonalds and ask for fries without the potatos.
-Go to a clothes store, go in the front window and pretend to be a manikin.
-Sniff a random person then stare at them for a while then say "your'e one of them".
-Tie a rock to a string and take it for a walk. Every now and then yell "Bad boy, Fluffy!"
-Go to a airport and say "Can I go in your suitcase?" to every person you see.
-Go up to a really buff man and hug him yelling GRANDMAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Go in an elevator and then make peek-a-boo sounds when the doors open and close.
-Put a computer mouse in a mouse trap.
-Go to a pet shop, buy birdseed, and ask how long it will take to grow.
-Follow strangers around a store and spray everything they touch with disinfectant.
-Call a random phone number and yell, "Where is my fried chicken dude?!"
-Tape your nose up like a pig, and protest bacon at the grocery store.
- Find a midget on a street ask him to go up to people and say "can i have£20 I'm a bit short"
-Stand on the side of the road with a hair dryer and point it at cars.
-Go to the cinema and shout "HE'S THE MURDERER!" whenever someone new comes on screen.
-Walk up to somebody and say "Im not wearing any pants" People will look down 99% of the time.
-Ring a random doorbell and when they answer just stare at them.
-Go to a store, buy a cucumber and some KY jelly. Notice the look on the cashier's face.
-Throw glue sticks at random people walking down the street and see if it sticks to them!
-Go to a store, go to a dressing room, wait a few minutes and yell there is no toilet paper in here!
-Hire a taxi. When the man asks you where you want to go, say "To infinity, and beyond".
-Hide in a public bathroom stall and when someone walks in, say "Ah young one, Welcome to Narnia."
-Go in to a public bathroom, go into a stall, wait a second, then scream, "Mummy I need help!"
- Wear blue lipstick and tell every one who asks why, that you ate a smurf.
-Dress up as harry potter and stalk someone all day shouting random spells at them.
-Attack you neighbours with an army of garden knomes!
-When in an elevator with only one other person,stare at them and breathe heavily.
-Hide in a clothing rack in Walmart and when somebody goes by YELL "PICK ME PICK ME".
-Walk around with a blow dryer and ask people if they want a .
-Go to McDonalds and order a diet water, drink it, do a spit take, and yell, I SAID DIET!
-Walk into a grocery store, pick up a frozen turkey and yell 'WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU!!?"
You'll never be bored again!
Hilarious!!
Sexy-girl12 said:
Worked yay!
MadameBewbs said:
Hey Bewbs here
So back in the day I did a thread similar, so thought I'd bring it back to help out when the humdrum boredom of life hits you. Just a few ideas here.
(I won't be held responsible for any repercussions or action taken against you if you are to try these. Ps- pics or it didnt happen!)
Keep smiling
-Run up to someone random on the street and slap them with a loaf of bread.
-Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!"
-Go to McDonalds and ask for a happy meal with extra happy.
-Walk up to a small child that resembles you, and tell them that you are them from the future.
-Bring a desk on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment.
-Go up to a random lady with a daughter and say her son is adorable.
-Blow up a balloon, then ask someone to pop it, when they do, start screaming.
- Go to walmart, find a random old guy and yell, "GRANDPA! YOUR STILL ALIVE! ITS A MIRACLE".
-Throw a small plastic ball at some body and then yell "get in your ball you stupid pokemon.
-Sit on a curb with a stuffed animal and scream at it about how it ruined your life.
- Buy an ice cream, ask the cashier if they believe in unicorns then squish the cone on your forehead.
-Tie hotwheels cars to the bottom of your cat/dog's feet.
- Go up to random people at the mall, show them your ID, and say, "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?!"
-Name your hair George, then go to the salon and be upstet that they killed him.
- Call someone to tell them you can't talk right now.
-Tell your dad in a public place- "Look, old man, I don't want your candy!"
-Sit in a cardboard box and yell at people who walk by that they're trespassing!
- When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!" "I Won!, I Won!"
-Call a chicken place and ask how big their breast are.
-Go to Mcdonalds and ask for fries without the potatos.
-Go to a clothes store, go in the front window and pretend to be a manikin.
-Sniff a random person then stare at them for a while then say "your'e one of them".
-Tie a rock to a string and take it for a walk. Every now and then yell "Bad boy, Fluffy!"
-Go to a airport and say "Can I go in your suitcase?" to every person you see.
-Go up to a really buff man and hug him yelling GRANDMAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Go in an elevator and then make peek-a-boo sounds when the doors open and close.
-Put a computer mouse in a mouse trap.
-Go to a pet shop, buy birdseed, and ask how long it will take to grow.
-Follow strangers around a store and spray everything they touch with disinfectant.
-Call a random phone number and yell, "Where is my fried chicken dude?!"
-Tape your nose up like a pig, and protest bacon at the grocery store.
- Find a midget on a street ask him to go up to people and say "can i have£20 I'm a bit short"
-Stand on the side of the road with a hair dryer and point it at cars.
-Go to the cinema and shout "HE'S THE MURDERER!" whenever someone new comes on screen.
-Walk up to somebody and say "Im not wearing any pants" People will look down 99% of the time.
-Ring a random doorbell and when they answer just stare at them.
-Go to a store, buy a cucumber and some KY jelly. Notice the look on the cashier's face.
-Throw glue sticks at random people walking down the street and see if it sticks to them!
-Go to a store, go to a dressing room, wait a few minutes and yell there is no toilet paper in here!
-Hire a taxi. When the man asks you where you want to go, say "To infinity, and beyond".
-Hide in a public bathroom stall and when someone walks in, say "Ah young one, Welcome to Narnia."
-Go in to a public bathroom, go into a stall, wait a second, then scream, "Mummy I need help!"
- Wear blue lipstick and tell every one who asks why, that you ate a smurf.
-Dress up as harry potter and stalk someone all day shouting random spells at them.
-Attack you neighbours with an army of garden knomes!
-When in an elevator with only one other person,stare at them and breathe heavily.
-Hide in a clothing rack in Walmart and when somebody goes by YELL "PICK ME PICK ME".
-Walk around with a blow dryer and ask people if they want a .
-Go to McDonalds and order a diet water, drink it, do a spit take, and yell, I SAID DIET!
-Walk into a grocery store, pick up a frozen turkey and yell 'WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU!!?"
You'll never be bored again!
Omg :lol:
how to put color and size ?
-__KRIIS__- said:
how to put color and size ?
Code:
[color=color here][size=size here] text here [/color][/size]
Sizes can only be from 1-200.
