A Guide to All BB Codes!

Discussion in 'Guides' started by _MooCow, Oct 11, 2011.

  1. Hey Bewbs here :D

    So back in the day I did a thread similar, so thought I'd bring it back to help out when the humdrum boredom of life hits you. Just a few ideas here. 

    (I won't be held responsible for any repercussions or action taken against you if you are to try these. Ps- pics or it didnt happen!)

    Keep smiling
    :)

    -Run up to someone random on the street and slap them with a loaf of bread.  

    -Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!"  

    -Go to McDonalds and ask for a happy meal with extra happy.  

    -Walk up to a small child that resembles you, and tell them that you are them from the future.  

    -Bring a desk on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment.  

    -Go up to a random lady with a daughter and say her son is adorable.  

    -Blow up a balloon, then ask someone to pop it, when they do, start screaming.  

    - Go to walmart, find a random old guy and yell, "GRANDPA! YOUR STILL ALIVE! ITS A MIRACLE".   

    -Throw a small plastic ball at some body and then yell "get in your ball you stupid pokemon.  

    -Sit on a curb with a stuffed animal and scream at it about how it ruined your life.  

    - Buy an ice cream, ask the cashier if they believe in unicorns then squish the cone on your forehead.  

    -Tie hotwheels cars to the bottom of your cat/dog's feet.  

    - Go up to random people at the mall, show them your ID, and say, "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?!"  

    -Name your hair George, then go to the salon and be upstet that they killed him.  

    - Call someone to tell them you can't talk right now.  

    -Tell your dad in a public place- "Look, old man, I don't want your candy!"

    -Sit in a cardboard box and yell at people who walk by that they're trespassing!  

    - When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!" "I Won!, I Won!"  

    -Call a chicken place and ask how big their breast are.  

    -Go to Mcdonalds and ask for fries without the potatos.  

    -Go to a clothes store, go in the front window and pretend to be a manikin.  

    -Sniff a random person then stare at them for a while then say "your'e one of them".  

    -Tie a rock to a string and take it for a walk. Every now and then yell "Bad boy, Fluffy!"  

    -Go to a airport and say "Can I go in your suitcase?" to every person you see.  

    -Go up to a really buff man and hug him yelling GRANDMAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

    -Go in an elevator and then make peek-a-boo sounds when the doors open and close.  

    -Put a computer mouse in a mouse trap.  

    -Go to a pet shop, buy birdseed, and ask how long it will take to grow.  

    -Follow strangers around a store and spray everything they touch with disinfectant.  

    -Call a random phone number and yell, "Where is my fried chicken dude?!"  

    -Tape your nose up like a pig, and protest bacon at the grocery store.  

    - Find a midget on a street ask him to go up to people and say "can i have£20 I'm a bit short"
     
    -Stand on the side of the road with a hair dryer and point it at cars.  

    -Go to the cinema and shout "HE'S THE MURDERER!" whenever someone new comes on screen.  

    -Walk up to somebody and say "Im not wearing any pants" People will look down 99% of the time. 

    -Ring a random doorbell and when they answer just stare at them.  

    -Go to a store, buy a cucumber and some KY jelly. Notice the look on the cashier's face.  

    -Throw glue sticks at random people walking down the street and see if it sticks to them!  

    -Go to a store, go to a dressing room, wait a few minutes and yell there is no toilet paper in here!  

    -Hire a taxi. When the man asks you where you want to go, say "To infinity, and beyond".  

    -Hide in a public bathroom stall and when someone walks in, say "Ah young one, Welcome to Narnia."  

    -Go in to a public bathroom, go into a stall, wait a second, then scream, "Mummy I need help!"  

    - Wear blue lipstick and tell every one who asks why, that you ate a smurf.  

    -Dress up as harry potter and stalk someone all day shouting random spells at them.  

    -Attack you neighbours with an army of garden knomes!  

    -When in an elevator with only one other person,stare at them and breathe heavily.  

    -Hide in a clothing rack in Walmart and when somebody goes by YELL "PICK ME PICK ME".  

    -Walk around with a blow dryer and ask people if they want a blow job.  

    -Go to McDonalds and order a diet water, drink it, do a spit take, and yell, I SAID DIET!  

    -Walk into a grocery store, pick up a frozen turkey and yell 'WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU!!?"


    You'll never be bored again! ;)
     
  2. Hilarious!!
     
  3. Hilarious!!
     
  4. checking if it works
     
  5. hope it will work
     
  6. hi
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  7. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm :roll:
     
  8. Heeeeeeeey
     
  9. hope it works!
     
  10. Worked yay! :D
     
  11. Hope this works too!
     
  12. Omg :lol:
     
  13. Hy guys new here lol
     
  14. how to put color and size ?
     
  15. Code:
    [color=color here][size=size here] text here [/color][/size]
    Sizes can only be from 1-200.