U need to put [color=orange red*] in the beginning and [/color*] at the end, without the *. like this
Hey Bewbs here So back in the day I did a thread similar, so thought I'd bring it back to help out when the humdrum boredom of life hits you. Just a few ideas here. (I won't be held responsible for any repercussions or action taken against you if you are to try these. Ps- pics or it didnt happen!) Keep smiling -Run up to someone random on the street and slap them with a loaf of bread. -Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!" -Go to McDonalds and ask for a happy meal with extra happy. -Walk up to a small child that resembles you, and tell them that you are them from the future. -Bring a desk on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment. -Go up to a random lady with a daughter and say her son is adorable. -Blow up a balloon, then ask someone to pop it, when they do, start screaming. - Go to walmart, find a random old guy and yell, "GRANDPA! YOUR STILL ALIVE! ITS A MIRACLE". -Throw a small plastic ball at some body and then yell "get in your ball you stupid pokemon. -Sit on a curb with a stuffed animal and scream at it about how it ruined your life. - Buy an ice cream, ask the cashier if they believe in unicorns then squish the cone on your forehead. -Tie hotwheels cars to the bottom of your cat/dog's feet. - Go up to random people at the mall, show them your ID, and say, "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?!" -Name your hair George, then go to the salon and be upstet that they killed him. - Call someone to tell them you can't talk right now. -Tell your dad in a public place- "Look, old man, I don't want your candy!" -Sit in a cardboard box and yell at people who walk by that they're trespassing! - When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!" "I Won!, I Won!" -Call a chicken place and ask how big their breast are. -Go to Mcdonalds and ask for fries without the potatos. -Go to a clothes store, go in the front window and pretend to be a manikin. -Sniff a random person then stare at them for a while then say "your'e one of them". -Tie a rock to a string and take it for a walk. Every now and then yell "Bad boy, Fluffy!" -Go to a airport and say "Can I go in your suitcase?" to every person you see. -Go up to a really buff man and hug him yelling GRANDMAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Go in an elevator and then make peek-a-boo sounds when the doors open and close. -Put a computer mouse in a mouse trap. -Go to a pet shop, buy birdseed, and ask how long it will take to grow. -Follow strangers around a store and spray everything they touch with disinfectant. -Call a random phone number and yell, "Where is my fried chicken dude?!" -Tape your nose up like a pig, and protest bacon at the grocery store. - Find a midget on a street ask him to go up to people and say "can i have£20 I'm a bit short" -Stand on the side of the road with a hair dryer and point it at cars. -Go to the cinema and shout "HE'S THE MURDERER!" whenever someone new comes on screen. -Walk up to somebody and say "Im not wearing any pants" People will look down 99% of the time. -Ring a random doorbell and when they answer just stare at them. -Go to a store, buy a cucumber and some KY jelly. Notice the look on the cashier's face. -Throw glue sticks at random people walking down the street and see if it sticks to them! -Go to a store, go to a dressing room, wait a few minutes and yell there is no toilet paper in here! -Hire a taxi. When the man asks you where you want to go, say "To infinity, and beyond". -Hide in a public bathroom stall and when someone walks in, say "Ah young one, Welcome to Narnia." -Go in to a public bathroom, go into a stall, wait a second, then scream, "Mummy I need help!" - Wear blue lipstick and tell every one who asks why, that you ate a smurf. -Dress up as harry potter and stalk someone all day shouting random spells at them. -Attack you neighbours with an army of garden knomes! -When in an elevator with only one other person,stare at them and breathe heavily. -Hide in a clothing rack in Walmart and when somebody goes by YELL "PICK ME PICK ME". -Walk around with a blow dryer and ask people if they want a blow job. -Go to McDonalds and order a diet water, drink it, do a spit take, and yell, I SAID DIET! -Walk into a grocery store, pick up a frozen turkey and yell 'WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU!!?" You'll never be bored again!