Whoever Wins This Contest Will Get A Tank

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by awesomemandy, Dec 14, 2011.

  1. She lusted after lovers with genitals as large as a donkey's and emissions like those of a horse.
    Ezekiel 23:20
    The Holy Bible
     
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    Do I win? 
     
  3. 
     
  4. We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
     
  5. <a href="http://s627.photobucket.com/albums/tt356/tempestgirl/?action=view
     
  6. Dang it! Wrong one 
     
  7. Can you honestly say you still love her after masterbation? If the answer is yes then she is a keeper!
     
  8. There aren't any stupid question,just stupid people asking question. ;)
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    Teacher:Mary,please make a sentence using "I".
    Mary:I is....
    Teacher:No,it's I am.
    Mary:Ok,then I am an alphabet.
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    I wish chicken do cross the road so people won't ask that question again;(
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    Men hate two words,that two words are "Don't" and "Stop" unless it is use together ;).
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  9. Re: Whoever Wins This Contest Will Get A Tank

    Nice
     
  10. Men are like lamps. Pretty to look at, but not very bright. 
     
  11. How to post a pic ? 
     
  12. "im a bomb technician, if u see me running try and keep up" 
     
  13. what do i wen i see someone gorgeous? i stare, i smile and wen i get tired i put the mirror down 