Whoever Wins This Contest Will Get A Tank

I dont know how to add pics  such a noob

 

Before you make fun of somebody, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you'll be a mile away and you'll have a new pair of shoes.

 

*inserts funniest quote* get it? I don't either. Woogaahboggahh

 

how do you add in pictures ?

 

1. Download an app called PhotoBucket
2. Make an account
3. Press Upload media
4. Choose your photo
5. Set it to 160x160 or 320x320
6. Copy the link
7. Paste it here.

 

I don't have IOS 4.3

 

My favorite funny quote:
"Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak."

 

That quote wasn't supposed to be funny. It was serious.

 

Did I win?

 

"Except for the occasional heart attack, I never felt better." - Dick Cheney

 

My funny picture 

 

lol that's great

 

Hope it's good enough for a tank 

 

Funniest quote ever: "Keep on sucking!"

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Too often we lose the sight of life's simple pleasure. Remember when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown but it only takes 4 muscles to bitch slap that motherfucker upside down the head