 Your Cheese-Tastic Ways!

Come with me pussy cat ill make u purrr male

 

Bump

 

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I love my eyes when you look into them.
I love my name when you say it.
I love my heart when you touch it.
I love my life when you are in it.
 Female  thanks.

 

Hey girl, have you ever seen a hot dude like me? That's what I thought, not even in your dreams. Now let's fuck.

 

Who won

 

Whenever I look at a keyboard I see that U and I are always together. .

Female

 

Boy: Hi
Girl: Hey
Boy: Can you spell 'ME'
Girl: Sure. ME
Boy: You forgot the D
Girl: What? there's no D in ME
Boy: Not yet. 

 Female

 

 Someone already put that  FML

 

Hey, Do you gamble? Because your one in a Million.

Male

 

Hey, Do yu like music? Because yur playin my heart-beat.

Male

 

Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what its made of?
Boyfriend material.


Male

 

 YOU MIGHT NOT BE A BULLS FAN, BUT YOU SURE LOVED IT WHEN MY D ROSE!!!! 

 

Male

 

 Hey girl, wanna bang? No? Okay.



Female.

 

Do you have a diamond pick axe?

Because I'm harder than obsidian right now.

 

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You must work at subway because your giving me a footlong

 

TODAY IS MAY 5 - US CAMPUS (?) OR AT LEAST ITS MAY 6 FOR BOTH CAMPUSES

ISN'T TODAY IS THE CHOOSING DAY?

 

Nice legs, at what time do they open? 