 Your Cheese-Tastic Ways!

It's quite valid to me.

 

Munch  stop peeking in my window. Shan's sounded like something all my hubby's friends say to me

 

Is your screen name Jopo-TheSuperMegaMightyWarNoob? because you're a total ten out of ten, baby.




-All of the above

 

Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!

 

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. 

male

 



 

Anyaelksong 

 

Yes

 

No ones suppose to know that's me  I blew my cover

 

Would you like to try an Australian kiss?
It is just like a French kiss, but down under


Female.

 

The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue

 

Girl

 

Does this rag smell like chloroform?

 

That was already used

 

That's what I get for being lazy and not reading the whole thing

 

I didn't feel like reading too but I had to

 

Anyway, since I have nothing to lose...

You into fitness? How about fitness this...

I imagine you can take it from there
Male.

 

It's not rape if you say surprise.

Male

 

I've got the f the c and the k, now all I need is you.

Male.

 

You can be my chocolate bunny. I'll start by nibbling on your ears and save your behind for last.

Male