 Your Cheese-Tastic Ways!

Mine are the best so far.

 

Nah, Zed has it with "nice shoes. Lets bang"

 

There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.


Got that one used on me back in the 6th grade 
Female (I think )

 

Is that a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself in them :-/

I know I know but……… it works

FEMALE

 

I was blinded by your beauty, so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

Female 

 

Me: spell Me
you: M-E
me: you forgot the 'd'
you:there is no 'd' in me
Me: not yet…

Female

 

One of my exs used this on me 

Himo you have any Irish in u?
Me:no
him:do you want some babe.

Female.

 

"Are your feet tired?"
"Because you've been running through my mind all day."

Female

 

Boy: How many letters are in the alphabet? Girl: 26! Boy: I thought there was 21? Girl: Umm, no! Boy: "Oh I must have forgotten the letters U R A Q T"

MALE

 

Are you from Mississippi? Because you are the only miss I sippy

 

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Having hard naughty time will happen when u do it...

 

Have I won yet fishay-_-noodles?

 

Bump

 

There's something wrong with my mobile. It doesn't have your number in it.

Male