zombie apocalypse role-play (pimd addition)

[*GreenDayLover (01)]

*slaps controller away* NO WAY! Let's murder these sons of *****es for real!

 

[*quickrelease (01)]

-ranged shooting haha did we by any chance scavenge the kitchen downstairs on the second floor.

 

[Rhetorical]

*controller gets slapped out of hand* there's no such thing as real zombies

 

[*GreenDayLover (01)]

*grabs a pistol for each hand* let's do this shit.

 

[*SuperSerial (01)]

-rebuilds Barrier and uses mystery box- FUCKING BALLISTIC KNIFE!!!

 

[GrandMaster-Dan]

Dan the Man 

Strong, intelligent, can think us out of any situation

Mexican, mid height, always has a pistol on belt and a pair of sub machine guns on my back 

 

[kittehwars]

"guys! Check this out! It's bad!"

*I stare at the horde zombies slowly tearing at our barricade, I begin to fire*

 

[GrandMaster-Dan]

I am too late... Leave me out 

 

[Jacob_John]

Jake
The most suave man alive
Hotter version of Brad Pitt

 

[Rhetorical]

*looks* haha there's no such thing as zombies, right? RIGHT?!

 

[*SuperSerial (01)]

Stands like a bottle with a loaded pistol, and stands with 40% less fat...

 

[*quickrelease (01)]

r u guys talking about a zombie apocalypse or nazi zombies

 

[*GreenDayLover (01)]

"shit!" *shoots at zombies* "I could use a little help over here!"

 

[kittehwars]

"I need someone down here! They're breaking through!"

 

[MichelleLoversElegy]

*pulls out the sword from my back sheath*

"Lets rock this shit!"

 

[kittehwars]

(zombie apocalypse)

 

[*GreenDayLover (01)]

*slaps Allyson* "Look! These zombies are real! Now I need you to stay with me for this. I'll protect you. Okay?"

 

[*quickrelease (01)]

jumps over to the window and throws a pack of flaming molotovs and pours some gasoline on the ground

 

[kittehwars]

*barricade is Brocken*
"F***! get up the stairs and destroy em'!" *I run upstairs*

 

[Rhetorical]

*snaps the pole off a broom*