zombie apocalypse role-play (pimd addition)

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by kittehwars, Oct 10, 2011.

  1. *slaps controller away* NO WAY! Let's murder these sons of *****es for real!
     
  2. -ranged shooting haha did we by any chance scavenge the kitchen downstairs on the second floor.
     
  3. *controller gets slapped out of hand* there's no such thing as real zombies
     
  4. *grabs a pistol for each hand* let's do this shit.
     
  5. -rebuilds Barrier and uses mystery box- FUCKING BALLISTIC KNIFE!!!
     
  6. Dan the Man 

    Strong, intelligent, can think us out of any situation

    Mexican, mid height, always has a pistol on belt and a pair of sub machine guns on my back 
     
  7. "guys! Check this out! It's bad!"

    *I stare at the horde zombies slowly tearing at our barricade, I begin to fire*
     
  8. I am too late... Leave me out 
     
  9. Jake
    The most suave man alive
    Hotter version of Brad Pitt
     
  10. *looks* haha there's no such thing as zombies, right? RIGHT?!
     
  11. Stands like a bottle with a loaded pistol, and stands with 40% less fat...
     
  12. r u guys talking about a zombie apocalypse or nazi zombies
     
  13. "shit!" *shoots at zombies* "I could use a little help over here!"
     
  14. "I need someone down here! They're breaking through!"
     
  15. *pulls out the sword from my back sheath*

    "Lets rock this shit!"
     
  16. (zombie apocalypse)
     
  17. *slaps Allyson* "Look! These zombies are real! Now I need you to stay with me for this. I'll protect you. Okay?"
     
  18. jumps over to the window and throws a pack of flaming molotovs and pours some gasoline on the ground
     
  19. *barricade is Brocken*
    "F***! get up the stairs and destroy em'!" *I run upstairs*
     
  20. *snaps the pole off a broom*