Yo mama?

Yo mama so poor ..when she went to
McDonalds
She asked for a discount on a 1 cent burger

 

Yo mamas so poor she had to sell her box because she couldn't afford the rent.

 

Yo Moma is so mother fucking stupid she went to the white house and asked the president for a blow job and stole the keys to his limo and then flew to the moon' and took all her clothes off' and she was so fucking fat that the moon broke the started hurtling towards earth and killed everybody