Yo mama?

Yo mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone


Yo mama so fat when she went swiming sum whales stArted singin we r family even though your fatter than me
 
Yo mamma is so black that they marked her absent at Night School.

Yo mamma's teeth are so yellow " I can't believe it's not butter".

Yo mamma is so fat that we took a picture last Christmas and it's still printing.
 
Yo mama is so black that when I shot a bullet at her it came back asking for a flashlight







Yo mama is so poor that when I lite a match in her house the cockroaches came out and said "clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the lord cus we got heat!!!!!"
 
Yo mama so fat, that when she lies around the house, she lies AROUND the house.

Yo mama so dirty, that she thought Skyrim was- actually I don't think I should say that

Yo mama so stupid, she thought the chicken that crossed the road joke was actually funny. Although when used at the right time it can be (mainly for irony)
 
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