what's the funniest status message u have ever seen

[Brother_Matt]

"Click to input message."

If I hadn't known better, I would click it. Wait. Did I click it? 

 

[Goldialocks]

I'm voting for what Dawn chose lmao!

Melons. .-. Big juicy ones. .-.

 

[Sink]

:lol: idk what my fav is

 

[*divinewolf (01)]

Mine is sticks and stones will break my bones but my foot up ur as is rlly gonna hurt

 

[*MyNameisShirley (01)]

Well on fb my friend put:

"I wasn't drunk"
"Dude, you saw my grandpa and yelled Dumbledore, you're alive!"

I thought that was pretty funny XD

 

[*Dr_Penn_A_Trait (01)]

You guys should see mine......

 

[TMI-CandyCornerDoll]

 Um, Ew?



Didn't your momma ever teach you how to treat a lady with respect? Pregnant or not, that would be seriously wrong.

Someone should tell that pregnant lady to whip you ass 

 

[TMI-CandyCornerDoll]

**your

 

[porkenstein]

that's a pretty fucked up status penn

 

[*Dr_Penn_A_Trait (01)]

Relax, I wouldn't do that unless she was my wife, and no I don't really think it counts as a threesome. I respect your opinions though, we all have a different sense of humor, mine just happens to be darker.

 

[*divinewolf (01)]

Dr is right I guess it is an opinion