Well on fb my friend put: "I wasn't drunk" "Dude, you saw my grandpa and yelled Dumbledore, you're alive!" I thought that was pretty funny XD
Um, Ew? Didn't your momma ever teach you how to treat a lady with respect? Pregnant or not, that would be seriously wrong. Someone should tell that pregnant lady to whip you ass
Relax, I wouldn't do that unless she was my wife, and no I don't really think it counts as a threesome. I respect your opinions though, we all have a different sense of humor, mine just happens to be darker.