Vote for me!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -Abusive-Pope-, May 17, 2013.

  1. this is a project for me and.. "jopito"
     
  2. pheonix I appointment as lieutenant you shall help me command thy army
     
  3. yes mam!!!
    its weird that the commander and lieutenant are related._.
     
  4. no no not at all!!!!
     
  5. vote for me
     
  6. BBFM!! Whale for mod!!
     
  7. So I took the liberty of doing what none of you even thought about doing. No one found it rather strange that this "Slenderman" wants to be Pope of PIMD? You know, the guy that makes little girls find his sketchbook scraps and kills them after they suceed?

    I took the liberty of researching this gentleman. His past, his present. After hours and hours of non stop research, I came across a few pictures posted at a very low traffic website called "Pictures of my Victims". I shall not provide a link due to the obscenity and gruesomeness the site offers. In that website, I came across THIS picture.

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    As you can clearly see, Mr. Slenderman, or as he is now known as Abusive Pope, posted a picture of himself showing the aftermath of his bloodbath. In his hands he holds a spinal column, mashed and molded to his liking. It looks to be a irregular shape, perhaps he could be on the verge of creating a demon with immense powers? Now I, THATguy, or as my brethren call me, SexyLips6996, want all of you to look at what you've done. You accepted this new pope and now we will all suffer the consequences. I hope you're all happy.
     
  8. (Can you guys see the picture?)
     
  9. Nope. And it's Matty, not Slendy 
     
  10. Hmm lets try this.
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  11. Thats the evidence!!!
     
  12. He does to me all the time; no biggie
     
  13. F*** this thread is stupid and annoying gee why do people write sickening threads
     
  14. [​IMG]i will gladly NOT vote for u
     
  15. since I am appointed protector and leader of thy popes army as my first show of faithfulness I shall smite the and assassinate the Regmas person you outta be ashamed of yourself (onward army destroy thy enemy)
     
  16. Dear Regmas, as I am now elected, I don't give a crusty diddly-doo if you vote for me or not. Elections are over. 
    SpankingQueen, the vote processes to choose the new pope is called the Conclave.
    And yes, I do enjoy some bloodbaths occasionally, that's called a sacrifice to the Holy Devs. And Dawn, you're in charge of the nuns. The holy matron.
     
  17. Damn who new George bush has such good dodging maneuvers 
     
  18. Phoenix, thou shall write the commandments and send them to me for the official approval. And then, you'll become Tyrone, savior of the enslaved people.