vegan food

2 hours is 1/12 of your day

 

Lol, something like that

 

It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British monarch upside-down.

-puts stamp upside down- sue me

 

The rest was sleeping eating and on the PS4. Sunday is rest day ssshhh

 

Point taken, I am sorry. I'm quite attached to it.

 

I thought Indians eat whatever they want, just like da rest of us

 

Ohh ffs I thought you was gonna put like actual meat in her fridge smh.

 

They won't sue you, they're gonna take you to jail. Now bin that knife pleb! Chop your food with your teeth like a good little girl


Ps. Treason is punishable by death, not really something a person with half a brain would joke about

 

I really was gone put actual meat in her fridge. "Fridge" could be a code word for mouth ffs? Yes fucking and Sake, she likes to drink, right?

 

The hostility in the air though.

 

In the UK a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet

Another law to giggle at

 

^ lmao wtf

 

"Relieve" as in pee?

 

Oh trust me, I laugh at your laws A LOT

Sucks for you that you gotta follow them. Hahahahahahahahahhahaha

Thank God for the USA! Freeeeeeeeedom baby! USA USA USA!

 

Are you implying you're gonna roofie me? ? and sidenote, sake is gross. It's rly sweet and tastes nothing like alcohol

 

We don’t actually follow them tho. For example it’s illegal to ride a bike on a pedestrian path. Yet you will never get charged for it now. It’s a really petty crime

 

No. Not at all to the roofie part. The "F-word" that rhymes with "sucking" is censored. She said ffs so I said fucking and Sake. I didn't kno you were a Sake hater tho. I should've put, "fun, fucking and Sake." I wasn't thinking though

 

And I would say America is freedom, you guys still got a way to go. Like every other country tbh

 

Joke of a nation!

Maybe if you enforced your laws you wouldn't have so many murders

 

Well at least I know I’m safe at my university campus LOL