THE QUOTATIONS GAME ;D

"If pills don'r work, use a condom! If the condom fails, get an abortion. But judging by your looks, that will fail too."


I couldn't find anotjer quote. ._.
 
"Cook a big pot of grits, bring him into the kitchen, then toss the grits on him. Then, after you toss them, swat him with a fryin pan. You gotta get you a good balanced weight, toss and swat, toss and swat, Venus and Serena, that's called a grit ball."
 
"I'll say this once Lawrence, and I hope it's understood. Crawl back into your van, and get the fuck out of my neighborhood."

Anyone know where I'm getting these from?
 
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