THE QUOTATIONS GAME ;D

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by __Jake__, Sep 20, 2011.

  1. "If pills don'r work, use a condom! If the condom fails, get an abortion. But judging by your looks, that will fail too."


    I couldn't find anotjer quote. ._.
     
  2. "Cook a big pot of grits, bring him into the kitchen, then toss the grits on him. Then, after you toss them, swat him with a fryin pan. You gotta get you a good balanced weight, toss and swat, toss and swat, Venus and Serena, that's called a grit ball."
     
  3. "Keep calm and carry on"
     
  4. Dogs don't bite me. Just humans.
     
  5. "Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose"
     
  6. "Chuck Norris called me last night. I let that **** go to voicemail."
     
  7. "I'll say this once Lawrence, and I hope it's understood. Crawl back into your van, and get the fuck out of my neighborhood."

    Anyone know where I'm getting these from?