"If pills don'r work, use a condom! If the condom fails, get an abortion. But judging by your looks, that will fail too." I couldn't find anotjer quote. ._.
"Cook a big pot of grits, bring him into the kitchen, then toss the grits on him. Then, after you toss them, swat him with a fryin pan. You gotta get you a good balanced weight, toss and swat, toss and swat, Venus and Serena, that's called a grit ball."
"I'll say this once Lawrence, and I hope it's understood. Crawl back into your van, and get the fuck out of my neighborhood." Anyone know where I'm getting these from?